Short Perry Poems

lawyers have partners
Perry Mason had Paul Drake
and Della Street too...

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Frida rode a ferry,
Timmy on a train,
Perry beat them both,
He flew on a plane....

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starlight, moon so bright,
peering onto outer space I was a gazer
traveled through memories tonight...

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He crossed the bridge dark adversity
On his route to poetic fame

By Robb A. Kopp
All Rights Reserved © MMX...

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Ted Cruz
 is now attempting to play the barnyard muse
 with Rick Perry
 who can likely count cows but intangibles not very....

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His name was Como, Mr. Perry
His voice as sweet as a canary's
   Put a falling star in his pocket
   Soon to fame did he rocket...

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How many of you can recall
The days of detective series on radio
Inner Sanctum
Perry Mason
Visuals weren't needed for great shows...

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The good ole days 
When fences were low 
And Venice was Venice 
Wild, crazy and care free 
With Good ole harry perry 
And vendors & entertainers...

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Perry was a popcorn-popping pro
He himself announced it was so.
He dipped kernels in a potion
Which started stomachs in motion.
Now the whole town is on the go....

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Frank, Der Bingle, Perry and Deano
When lyrics could be understood, amigo
With actual words
Paragraphs and verbs
Could we ever imagine today's insane shows...

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Oldies but goodies still turn my crank
Perry, Deano, Nat and of course Frank
Civilized crooners
Before the “baby boomers”
They were it, a pure expression of swank...

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Frank Sinatra, Bing Crosby and Perry Como
Crooners from way back when, quite a long time ago
Today's hullabaloo
Don't know who's who
Guess you could say I'm an old over the hill crow...

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How many remember the crooners from way back
Frankie Boy, Perry, Der Bingle, and the King, Cole Nat
Little Richard, Deano
They were the cream
Brings tears to my eyes to remember the pack...

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Few super stars can pull off a sticky cupcake dress
Some would not like the frosting, sprinkles or the mess
Katy Perry twirls around in hers, showing all kinds of flash.
I think she is wonderful, others might think she is brash....

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Y'all make me so crazy when you're gone,
    it seems to me you never left at all,
then when you call... you do go on,
            ON - ON - ON
          so that I have to
               Say to...
       you... Be gone, Be gone.
                Gone......

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Frankie, Der Bingle and Perry must all be turning over in their graves
Have you watched or heard today's “singers”... for the good old days I crave
They no longer sing
It's like rhyme talking
Oh for those days of long ago, seems I'm living in the past today...

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empirical evidence - what supports or counters this proposition,
 or experimental procedure or admission...
a body of facts that are true...
fingerprints & footprints at a place admitted to...
those telltale signs one has to admit too...
well; that's how you can be so sure; True...

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My collie dog,
a mellon she has
 seen, there...
her feeling very
    Jolly...

my collie ate
 that mellon,
was filled with...
 melancholy,
  somehow...

Now my collie in her
 grave, for this...
mellon proved too
 sour, now there...
on her gravestone,
     appears
a Melon-Cauliflower...

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Some like it hot,
                       some like it cold
                               While…
some p*** on each other, still some smother,
               under a blanket together...

                                 by

                 some strange, fatal plot,
                        they fall in love...

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Doctor Squiddoo married a widow DooDoo
                                Booked a room in Perry of Huido Voodoo
                                         In the honeymoon night
                                       The moon was shining bright
                           And a fat black cat licked the ass of Squiddoo...

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Let us listen to my little mix,
I wrote 5 please enjoy number six.

She's fine but not as Edwards,Perry,
but she fulfills my dreams like a fairy.

When I am down she's so Swift
to Taylor my Delicate heart,what a gift.

She really,really loves Sheeran, Ed
cause though I try,w/t Ed it's always Perfect...ly said....

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As we gobble berry
And devour cherry
The heart is merry
Towards Bliss on a ferry
For Jerry and Kerry
And for Perry and Terry

As we indulge berry
And mouths cram with cherry
Disappointments we bury
And our woes the dreary

Then, a reply that shouldn’t me weary:
Where’s my promised berry
And guaranteed cherry?...

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She looked familiar, but I had no idea why.
The instant I walked toward her eyes, I knew her.
It is Katy Perry, of course.
I love her as a red head, I love her as a blonde.
I usually picture her as a brunette.
Today I could see that she looks great without hair too.
Not many people can pull this off.
But she can.
Wow!...

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    WWW.Journal-leader.com...

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Perry's Disinclination for Mushrooms

A mushroom is not something new
Inside some pasta or a stew. 
But, when it comes to feeding Perry,
A mushroom is extraordinary!

John's Surgery

An eyeball must be a perfect sphere.
If an imperfection should appear,
A handy doctor, not ham-handed,
Will use his head and have it sanded....

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