Short Paunch Poems

The rich belt
is studded with diamonds,
the poor belt,
it's full of holes ...

The rich man's belt,
accompanies the contour
of the paunch ... that of the poor
cuts in half...

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Launch Staunch Supporters

What we will  want to do is launch, 
Supporters who  seem so staunch;
Were Faithful full,
With white  wool;
In great shape without a paunch.

Jim Horn...

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Sharp and branded was the hunger
Thundering within my paunch
guised as the quintessence
spearheaded by life
‘twas the claw cast
from death’s marred teat
Heard within yonder valleys
Whence I sought freedom...

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Fat cat with the paunch in his belly
Always eating the jam and grape jelly
Talks with a soft voice when sleepy
Hates back yard critters that’s creepy 
Elevates his family with much love
Reveals his heart with a soft touch...

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It’s Regal Lager
Anyway you look at it
Forwards or backwards

Just grab a hot dog
Slop some mustard on it
Relish if proffered

Take a squishy bite
Then wash it round with Regal
Soak it up with chips

Grab another dog
Another beer    it’s summer
Forget the paunch    the hips...

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The way to cook up a good Limerick
Is to add the right words, then simmer it
But if it begets raunch
That’s unfit for your paunch
Then I wouldn’t touch it for dinner, ick!


         -and for dessert-


My gal loves to make Limerick-sicles
On very hot days to be whimsical
But the more we licked
The hotter it git
And often it’d even get critical....

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The stupendous lot I had to munch
Made it A Mind-Blowing lunch,
Besides The final Served bunch
My aching teeth could crunch …

A quest for An Enriching Lunch
And it begot A Memorable lunch
I hadn’t its signaling hunch…

A By-Degrees Superb lunch,
In dimension A Brunch,
In Kung fu A Kick, in Boxing A Punch
To survive it A Bunch …

A lunch like a missile launch
That should explode A Glutton’s Paunch....

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