Short Parsons Poems

A black cat didn't exactly frighten Gavin 
He initially jumped kinda lightly, Mom
Now, Ola Parsons quickly responds, saying
The ugly varmint wanted xeroxed yellow Zinnias...

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Hedda Hopper 
wore many a fancy topper.
Louella Parsons hated her guts,
no ifs, ands, or buts.

I thank wikipedia.org online encyclopedia for
information I obtained to write this clerihew.

June 27, 2013

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Affleck, Bailey, Banneker, Bernanke, Big, Blue,

Button, Crenshaw, Disraeli, Dover, Folds, Franklin, 

Gazzara, Goodman, Graham, Harper, Harrison, Hogan, 

Kingsley, Johnson, Kweller, Netanyahu, Parsons, 

Roethlisberger, Spock, Stein, Stiller, Turpin, Uncle, Vereen, 

… and Jerry...

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It's all your fault
 Charles Mortington Parsons
 Designer of landscapes
 Extraordinaire
 That no one has a sense of time anymore
 
Green lawns appear
 Instantly overnight
 Tall trees grow
 In a morning or an afternoon
 
Mother nature
 Stacked tastefully
 Between terracotta bookends
 And it's all your doing
 Charles Mortington Parsons...

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. for public domain

Thales Twin

(for those who practice poetry - a caveat)

Few will understand you,
much fewer less will care.
Everyone will think you mad,
and they won't be wrong there.

Friends will flee, abandon you,
parsons will curse your name.
You wander all streets aimless,
your work brings you infame.

Falling into wells is just
the price of starry rhyme
to guide weary travelers,
when Sun has run the sky....

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The physicist Sheldon Lee Cooper -
I’d call him a big party pooper!
He doesn’t like dancing
or even romancing.
His chats put you into a stupor!

April 2, 2022
For Joseph May's  'On A Lim' Poetry Contest
Character is Sheldon from BIG BANG THEORY.
Now that the original show is off the air, I really enjoy YOUNG SHELDON,
which is narrated by the character who plays the older Sheldon, Jim Parsons
(A highly intelligent character, he is extremely boring to most normal people!!)...

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