Short Pam Poems

slam be pam be still
bam be bam be dill do will
over the hill we can...

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When Pam is cooking
She would concentrate on it
Making sure nothing will spill
On to the hot stove...

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S-pam
M-essage
I-s
T-he
H-unter's

D-isturbing
E-xperience
M-enacing
O-ur
N-etwork

Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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C-ommercial
L-ines
O-f
S-pam
E-vidently
D-isappoint

S-cribes
M-aking
O-ur
K-indness
E-vaporate

Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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mothers day pilot pam bass

feeling a bit bored and crass

flew east in a wink

right into the drink

losing her sons boarding pass.
...

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There once was a woman named Pam
Who entertained men with her cam
She'd pose in her undies
On Thursdays and Sundays
And used up her excess of RAM.....

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There once was a wrestler named Pam
 Who went to the bar and met Sam
  They sat drinking whiskey
 When Sam got too frisky
  It ended with a body slam!...

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A telegram from uncle Sam:
“Your dearest auntie Pam
cut in half by a brakeless tram;
left her legs, took her torso –
riding somewhere in the Metro.”...

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Jake's Hot
 I'm Not

I Swam
With Pam

Was Cool
In Pool

Ate Ice
Felt Nice

Hot Day
We Lay

Fun Times
Soft Chimes

Sun Slept
  I wept


Alexis Y.
7-22-19...

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Pinocchio Pam
You are our hope
She so very good looking
She looks just like a man

She got in the photo
On acid was she
Exclaimed with surprise
When the flash went off in her eyes...

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Pam wore shoes that gave her a six-inch lift
While out shopping for a holiday gift
Carrying the dishes she found,
breaking, as she fell to the ground
Now she knew wearing heels was not too swift!...

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In a market outdoors one day, Pam
was caught pilfering using a pram.
Fast away that lass flew
on the back of a ewe.
One might say she was then "on the lamb!"


For Brian Strand's All Yours (Jun 27) Poetry Contest...

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There was once a girl whose name was Pam
Mean as she could be, blamed Uncle Sam
            Abhorred all the rich
           Thought life's a bi#tch
 Green with envy she didn't give a damn



3-14-19
Contest:Green Humor
Sponsor: Carolyn Devonshire...

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In a market outdoors one day, Pam
was caught pilfering using a pram.
Fast away that lass flew
bareback on a young ewe.
One might say she was then "on the lam(b)."


For john freeman's limerick contest.
If I have to name a category, I'll call this one
"use of an expression inside a limerick"...

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I met my perfect partner in the gym, 
He gently catered to my wildest whim. 
My every mood 
He understood - 
Turned out I wed transgender Pam, not Tim.

But by the time the fluid truth sank in, 
He/She/They, Me were bonded skin to skin. 
Pam, I love you, 
#Hashtag Me Too -
Happily Ever After lies within....

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                     Spam Caper



There once was a gorgeous lady named Pam.
Whose ardent passion was hot for canned Spam.
She went to market that day.
Nothing unusual, in any way.
Robbed a bank, and is now on the lamb!


            

                  August 5, 2020
                   10am PST


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Hope built on imaginary gains, 

A resort of d poor, 

We are addicted. 

It is summer, pam 3 with 4, or 4 from 4, 

In fact my late grandfather gave me

A sure banker! Liverpool vs Southampton,

This Saturday with #5000, 

Am sure to b richer than Bill Gate

To b richer faster,

I shall invest heavily on baba ijebu......

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you took both my breasts
leaving me with a flat chest
worse, feeling like less - 
   I feel like a man even
   in my most beautiful dress


11/12/12
Black Eyed Susan
*Dedicated to all women who have lost a breast (or both) to breast cancer - and also to my friend Pam who I just found out yesterday  (11/14) has it and is beginning radiation...

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There once was a clumsy warlock named Sam
One day he turned a young goat into a ram
The next day he made a sheep part lamb
He asked his mom” why am I the way I am?”
She replied “ go ask your big cousin Pam”
Pam replied” must be because you ate clam”
“ What does that mean?” Just leave and scram”
“ Legend says some of us are allergic, no scam”...

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Pam
Mother, grandma, sister, and wife
Sister of Pat, Cori, and John
Lover of compassion, chocolate, and my family
Who feels pain, love, and hope
Who fears a shortage of chocolate, letting down my family, and not trying hard enough.
Who would like to see the earth healed, more compassion expressed, and Las Vegas.
Resident of Salem, Oregon
Deremer...

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Teeter-totter , seesaw , up and down all day 
Peter, Paul, and Esau, working hard at play
Penny, Pam, and Patti, swinging as they sing
Hear their lovely voices, ringing as they swing 
Up the ladder climbing, a little boy named Clyde
Has such perfect timing, gliding down the slide
The artist’s name is Brandi, in the box of sand
Her castles’ fame is dandy known through out the land...

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Today’s blessing/message comes by way of Pam Brown
author of “Horse Psychology: Understanding Equine Behavior

She has an understanding of everything Equine…
below you’ll find her message…imbedded in my rhyme..

We all marvel at the beauty of a horse
but the reason we hop upon their back
is because…for a moment when we’re riding
the horse lends us the wings that we all lack.
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Three sisters we are but sometimes a little far from the the bond we should share.
          Pam is the oldest Julie is the middle and Theresa which is me the youngest sisterl 
            We all have had our spits and spats but my love never faded because of that.
                Maybe some anger and hurt along the way but just so you know,
                         Three Sisters we will stay....

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Peter cotton tail
Passed Pam down the the sliding rail
Possing prively passed position failed
Who said  Peter could created jelly bells
Oh well
People often smell
Like sewage water water down a rivers trail
Soap used to clean dumped waste polluted air
Peter scales thrifty built buildings ginger bread Hansel and Gretel gripped sail
Through the forest and under trees
Peter has legs to run but fell to his knees...

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We talk about the weather to a stranger
Talk about the news to a neighbour
Talk about this and that to your Nan
And poor old Pat to Auntie Pam

Talk about your favourite positions to a lover
And contraception to your Mother

But there's these things I'd like to say to you
But when I see you I just go mute
How my pupils dilate
My heart leaps at the thought of kissing you
But for some silly reason I hesitate....

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