Short Pageants Poems

A rental car ought be comfy
  not crimped, cramped or bumpy

Oohs and Aahs ~ save them for pageants
  Roominess now mine; you keep the combatants...

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"Straighten your sash
Don't wrinkle your dress
Listen when I scream at you
Just wait til I get you home"

Little girls in beautiflu dresses
Heavy make up, poofy hair
Some so young they don't know
It's their mom who wants them there...

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Wrinkles deepening with the fleeting years
Show worry and sadness and nothing to come.
Her starry eyed plans are now in arrears
And gone is the look of delicious aplomb.
Her world-class body brought whistles and cheers
Now hid under muumuus to old age succumb.
She works on her tan on manicured lawn
Dreaming of pageants until she is gone....

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No manger scene at city hall
or caroling at school,
no city workers stringing lights,
come on, you know the rule.

No pageants of the savior’s birth,
we wish not to offend.
No prayers of thanks made publicly,
these laws we mustn’t bend.

No decorated Christmas tree
with ornaments all shiny
to be displayed on public land
or the ACLU gets whiny.

But Merry Christmas anyway
with joy to last the season,
just be careful what you say
and now you know the reason....

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Alumnus of prestigious J J School
With an artistic bent super cool
Brought up in Mumbai amidst hardship
NCR was his abode brief
Thus suited to all metros here
Full of ‘fine heart’ everywhere
With model like handsome mien
A man of party umpteen
With much coveted BFA
Organises beauty pageants in sway
‘Larger than life’ skills innate
Overpowered all hurdles I state
Founder of Creations NK
What a way to make hay..!
Today being his birthday
I wish him come what may..!!...

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Swimming beneath a sunless sky,
Cherished melodies, serenade yours truly

Redolent of freshly baked loaves
Sun flare glistening on cinnamon skin ~

Graceful, striking dragonflies
Perform angelic, graphic aerial pageants
Brilliantly versed, competent displays
Flamboyant minuscule Red Arrows,

Slothful, reposeful disposition
Concealed beneath a thermal burrow

Happiness cannot be purchased ~
Brewing destined to be found 
Such as the lost, buried treasures of Lima...

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