Short Newsman Poems
Short Newsman Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Newsman by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Newsman by length and keyword.
The Newsman
The newsman was press for time
Wild stories stuck in his mind
So, he typed them up fast
Fell right on his ass
While his stories created a shrine...
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Categories:
newsman, funny, happy, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The Newsman
THE NEWSMAN WAS PRESS FOR TIME
WILD STORIES WERE STUCK IN HIS MIND
HE TYPED THEM UP FAST
FELL STRAIGHT ON HIS ASS
WHILE HIS STORIES CREATED A SHRINE...
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Categories:
newsman, happy, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Andy Rooney
Unique newsman Andy Rooney,
did not look like a George Clooney;
beetling brows grew too much hair,
verbalist extraordinaire.
Copyright, May 17, 2014
Faye Lanham Gibson...
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Categories:
newsman, character, humorous,
Form:
Clerihew
Cold Call
A train derailed, the newsman said,
And there are people hurt and dead.
If someone that you love was there,
Then call this number, if you dare.
Imagine if you had to choose
To call or wait to have some news.
The agony of knowing not
Would try what patience someone’s got.
Though phoning could provide relief,
For some, there might be only grief,
Discovering an act of fate
Has made their loved one doubly late....
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Categories:
newsman, death,
Form:
Rhyme