Short Mucked Poems

Whatever 

I tried.
I cried.

I bleed.
Godspeed.

Haunted heart.
Impart.

Tears fall.
Feel small.

Gave up.
Mucked up.

Reality torn.
Well-worn.

Life; death.
no breath....

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My neighbor Mrs. Spree was on a spending spree
                          She spent  million dollars for a talking tree
                                         The tree was a sludge
                                           It was  camouflage
                           She mucked about in muck absolutely free












                      My neighbor Mrs. Spree (C) rajat kanti chakrabarty...

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Drool the duck got mad at a bull and whacked up a bee
                          She was so bad she took the cat for a cup of tea
                                            Cat was a mangler
                                            Upcountry wrangler
                 Peeved the duck with the muck and mucked her up with a pee











DROOL THE DUCK: Limerick: copyright© RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY November 2014...

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My family is all mucked up she tells her date.
We have multiple diagnoses.
My dad is mentally deranged, a psychopath.
He has probably killed people.

My mom is a freak, she has early onset Alzheimer’s and depression.
My brother is a sociopath, and antisocial.
I am bipolar with dyslexia. 
I thought you would want to know before our third date.

We could still date, but you need to know that I am gay,
Her fast-thinking suiter fibbed....

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The stars and the moon...glowing bright 
Poor Santa...had lost his eyesight 
Had a bit of bad luck 
When he stepped into muck 
Before, he took off...at midnight 

The outhouse door...swinging ajar 
His glasses, left home...on the bar 
So, the reindeer won't sleigh 
Because, he smells...that way 
So Santa, drove home...in his car  



Christmas Limerick (new or old) Poetry Contest 
Sponsored by Carolyn Devonshire
Syllable count (88668) - (88668)...

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