Short Mens Poems
Short Mens Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Mens by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Mens by length and keyword.
Now days it's confusing to say.
do I use the men's room or the women's room.
with the change in the world now it's hard to pee
so do i stray to the men's room or do i dash to the women's.
I just don't know so i guess i pee on the floor.
His body is primed , muscles pushing at the skin, being magnetically drawn to the water. Focus so heavy the air sags as the clock winds down.
And then the push-off.
Like a fish, flying through the water. Gliding and slicing.
A twist, a turn, a flip. A head bobs above the water.
Breathe in deep. Deep. Deeper.
A win. A glow of satisfaction.
Dedicated to Ryan Lochte.
Welcome to Bruno’s Mens’ Wear
By Elton Camp
The clerk in the mens’ clothing store
Saw one who hadn’t been there before
He was striding along extremely fast
As the clerk spoke, he went on past
The man darted into the dressing room
And slammed the door with a boom
For security the clerk started to call
When the customer let our a bawl
Horrid words he then came to hear
“There’s no toilet paper in here!”