Short Meeker Poems

Carrie Meeker was a sleepwalker,
Her doctor prescribed beta blocker;
The drug acted full whack 
stopping her sleep and walk
Now she is a real chronic squawker....

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Every singles seeker
    becomes weaker and weaker
  unless he believes in himself

  Meeker and meeker
    bleaker and bleaker
  'til he puts his lures back on the shelf...

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Lucretia Mott
The meeker sex, she was not!
At the convention in Seneca Falls
Showed men aren't the only ones with balls!

1/26/19

For Educate Me with Humor contest
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich...

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i wanna drain away into something
i wanna free the air where it goes
i wanna baffle em all an be famous
i wanna drip from a frozen lantern
i wanna trust a meeker man
i wanna powerful ache to explain this
i wanna fix the water underneath me
i wanna make it back to a place
i wanna hide out in a lobotomy...

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There lies a life after its all said and done
Known to none other than the Creator and the already gone

Might be on top of the mountain or deep in the woods
Perhaps a flow with the winds or ebbs with the seas

From above it is in store
Where time is not time anymore, neither life, life no more

Deep within hearts of men is a seeker known a soul
Meeker and always struglling to make it a glow....

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My life now is at rock bottom,
Burning to the ground like Sodom, 
My pride alone tore me apart, 
Kept me blinded from the start.

I'm a failure and a fraud, 
I'm just a poor pathetic sod, 
Depression's nearer than ever, 
I just have to be meeker.

All my life I thought I had wings
To get me above all pesky things, 
But it was all my imagination, 
As I have already jumped before realization....

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One fine day Abraham  
Wanted to send a candygram
All the way to Amsterdam
Sweets ad nauseam     
Weighed by kilogram
All he could cram
In a huge box stamped with a monogram

This is the price said Ma’am
What’s wrong need a diagram
Abraham was in a jam
Had no cash felt like a ham
Meeker than a lamb  
Thought he better scram 
Postpone the candygram

Bad credit is debit card’s anagram



AP:Honorable Mention 2020, Honorable Mention 2020

Submitted on March 3, 2018...

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