Short Mailboxes Poems

Just around the corner, 
Halloween will be here.
Witches and goblins 
chasing you everywhere. 
Ghosts sneaking upon you, scaring
the ebeegbees out of you, too.

Pumpkins smashed along the roads
just missing those rotten toads.
Toilet paper thrown in the trees
paint smeared on mailboxes they see.

Just as you're ready to go to bed
the ghost begins to rattle the chains
definitely no sleep you will gain....

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When consulted, the mailman said,
"Sure, put a little daisy on the mailbox if you want."
So we all put on daisies.
Martha put one daisy.
I put up two, the girl down the street put on a marigold.

The mailboxes were now in a little competition.
One day we discovered Glory had bested us all.
Her mailbox was saturated in a bed of purple clematis.
The joke was on her.

She received this note “mail cannot be delivered due to bees
until removal of bush”....

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When consulted, the mailman said,
"Sure, put a little daisy on the mailbox if you want."
So we all put on daisies.
Martha put one daisy.
I put up two, the girl down the street put on a marigold.

The mailboxes were now in a little competition.
One day we discovered Glory had bested us all.
Her mailbox was saturated in a bed of purple clematis.
The joke was on her.

She received this note “mail cannot be delivered due to bees
until removal of bush”....

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Mr. Brown, Mr. Brown
Me and Daddy went to town

We saw a bus that had no nose
Just one sneeze and off it goes.

The school bus sneezed! Achoo! Achoo!
I think that bus has caught the flu!

Mr. Brown, a joy was he
The times we had; Daddy and me

A poor old truck was Mr. Brown
No other like him for miles around

Counting mailboxes, one, two, three
As I rode to school with my Daddy

What adventures we had with Mr. Brown
When me and Daddy would go to town....

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