Short Mack Poems

Heavyweights which sit on your chest like a Mack truck...

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We would run in a race to Dublin 
The way we were, we could not begin.
From the start, we were through
Mack only had one shoe.
Me, I was stuck in mud to my chin....

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There once was a lad we all called him Mack
To carry his snacks, he had a backpack
While taking a snooze,
His backpack he’d lose
Somewhere, someone was enjoying a snack...

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if its in you
be ture
get it out
no doudt 
some won't like what you do
you owe it to me and you
we must must not be a few
mack you think your be wack
put that on the rack
WRITER DON'T HOLD BACK...

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Last night she was a senior prom princess
Wearing a ball gown Cinderella would have envied 
This morning she felt like a troll
Who had been run over by a Mack truck
I am never drinking again she vowed...

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louis armstrong
given a diplomatic license
what a wonderful world
blue berry hill
moon river
hello dolly
summertime
mack the knife
cheek to cheek
when the saints
memories
go missing


stan sand...

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    Cornelius McGillicuddy Mack    
    You can’t make up a name like that

      At baseball he took a loud whack
      (Managing the A’s to 3,731 wins)
          ~ Suit-and-tie, teetotalling aristocrat
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Get ready for the beatdown the one that will kick you out of town. Rodney Mack the 
clown will be beat down and in a ditch he will be found as still as a rotten switch. 
You'll call Nikki not that stupid witch you with!...

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Here lies Mack
Flat on his back
Sleeping like a baby
His guts are worms
All full of germs
His brain is just a gravy
He was a tool
Drowned in a pool
For children 3 and under
Why so dumb?
No one knows
We can only wonder...

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JESUS
You are the pulse 
that throbs in my veins, 
you are the antidote 
that frees me of all pains. 
You are the rhythm 
of my heartbeat, 
without you my life it
would be incomplete.

Dr. Samuel Mack, DD
Copyright  2016...

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I would say a good, 
LIFE is when we,
Assume Nothing,
Do More,
Need Less, 
Smile Often, 
Dream Big,
Laugh A lot,
Realize how Blessed, 
We really are,
For God is with, 
Us Always. 

Rev. Samuel Mack, OMS

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coughing up my lung and my stomach
a Mack truck must have run over me last night
I crawl into work anyway thinking I am indispensible
the boss almost immediately sends me home
don't come back until you are well she says
glad she is my boss...

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He had a killer of a smile
But his mind was a blank
He could run a country mile
Though he was built like a tank

He got married eight times
But each bride soon brought him back
Rejected for his pebble-sized brain
My sweet smiling Uncle Mack...

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If a kiss were a drop of water,
I will send you a shower,
If a huge were a second,
I will send you an hour,
If a smile were the sun,
I will capture it for you,
If you ever need love,
I will be there for you,
Always and forever...

Rev. Samuel Mack, OMS, DD
Copyright 2014...

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I called a handyman whose name was Mack
For fixing plumbing, he had quite a knack
Mack became quite renown
Cuz each time he bent down
Fully exposed was his nasty butt crack!


November 4, 2022
A Funny Limerick -Make Me Laugh Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin...

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Dan thought he was one hip ladies man
Said, he could get the girls, he had the plan
                But he wasn't a mack
               His delivery was whack
When women saw him coming they just ran


     For Giggle Of The Day Challenge 










11-27- 16
Alexis Y....

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part III 

my man jack
keeps me focused
always on track
a lil tip
i'll never sleep
or slip
no matter
how tight
your mack
whoooaaaaa....
this cd might start
to skip
shake my hip
soft beso to my lip
did i fall for your mack?
thought jack 
had my back
fu** it…
take this
first aid kit
of my heart mend the cracks...

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I tried to toss my cookies, but they all ran back.
Their high top boots made a clickety clackety clack
Leave me alone! I yelled, as one jumped on my back.
I could not shake this high top, his name was Zack.
Someone ran out to help me, I think it was Mack.
Tossing cookies is not easy for me after a snack....

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A big Mack truck
Can get stuck good
In muck road ways.

Put on the chains
Traction gains hold
Hate rains in Spring.

It’s a mell of a hess
But I guess a
Good test of nerves.

Then I’ll get back
Wash the Mack and
then stack the chains.

End the day’s strife
See my life love,
my wife. I’m home....

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mack trucks on the road
big, burly and loud
angry rumbling sounds
my guard dogs hear it
they run out to stand between me and the road
barking as if virile hitmen with machetes are after us
holding their ground, showing their teeth and their verve
Hundreds of yards away from trucks who will never know or care...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Actually, more like a grassy knoll.
They fell down the knoll
neither fast nor slow.
The bucket fell with s bang below.

Since they failed the contract,
Council decided to remove it.
 Jill said,"Don't blame Jack.
 It was some guy called Mack.
Besides, you'll never be able to prove it."...

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I Have No Time For Hate!

I have no time for hate, 
The grave hinders me so,
And life was not so ample, 
I could finish enmity.


Nor had I time to love, 
But since you come there must be,
The little toil of love, I thought,
Was large enough for me.
So I shall shear it with all,
Rev. Dr. Samuel Mack
Cpoyright  2017...

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My head is a giant ball of hurt.
I doubt I would feel a Mack truck 
If it ran over my head today
For I am already that sore.

I had heard of a head cold
But this is ridiculous.
I am so over being sick
So totally over it

Yet here I am in the throes of death
Wishing I had my health back
Not remembering what good 
Feels like....

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On the other side of the bar I find
her standing there with a candid flair.
Outgoing with pride, spectacular from behind,
I stare. 
My boy dares.
I take a shot of this liquid confidence,
fearless in my stride.

I'm matched in orange from head to toe
my "mack" bestowed, 
how quickly it flowed.


Jared Pickett
9/15/09
Asavvy1...

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I talk tough only on paper.
Paper allows me a glimpse of a new persona.
I can be a monster, or a maniac, or a Mack-truck,
In a poem,
Or a story
Or a play,
On paper.
The pen laughs as we scribe,
Flowing over the paper in
A happy slappy way,
Knowing how
Un-tough we are.
Telling you
The truth of it
Through his
Giggling.
Traitor!...

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