Short Ling Poems

a

foot ling

versicle...

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ding-ding-a-ling-ling
chants of carols porch whistling 
fairy nights gleaming



(for Deborah's holiday haiku)...

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I love shark, bass, ling, king, and flounder 
They make me a little rounder

By Robb A. Kopp
All Rights reserved ©MMX...

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Daffodil of your eye, hiraeth cried

Coracle of the lake

Pili palas on your head

Twelve dwts cwtch buwch goch gota...

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A juicy girl named Cherry Bing
Discovered Cupid's ding-a-ling
It was too small
No good at all
She wasn't doing anything!...

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Ting-a-ling the sirens rang
The guns went bark and dogs bang
Then, chirp chirp the cats sang
I'd escaped the chain gang...

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A great cook is one who wears blinkers
With recipes one never tinkers
There are a few
Who dare and do
But results are usually stinkers...

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ding-a-ling bump bee bow wow boo
thing-a-jing jump me how cow coo
wring-a-fing grump free frow how who
string-a-ming rump she pow wow foo...

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Spent hours choosing 
    my wife’s wedding ring

 Years later, for a babysitter
    made a couple calls
      got our kids a ding-a-ling...

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A lady I know is in tears
Her husband drinks too many beers
When kissing her thighs
His ding-a-ling dies
And snoring is all that she hears...

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L-ove is the greatest,
L-ife without it is inept,
O-pen your own heart.

Topic: Birthday of Lyka Ling Ortiz (February 26)
Form: Haikustic...

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faith is the important thing, 
to make things work,
 the ding a ling...
of life... 
does bring ...
ignite,
side step around the strife...

Don...

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Kamala Harris laughed outright
At Donald Trump flying his kite
For Trump's ding-a-ling
Was caught in the string
The only up Trump had all night...

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An adventurous lad named Ling,
By chance he found a talking ring.
Then a big surprise,
Right before his eyes,
It became a bird that could sing!...

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While we are old and spindling;
Trump did become a ding a ling
He set the pace, 
For a basket case
Thinks of all is master and king.

Jim Horn...

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Grasped in the fish monger’s fingers
The lingering ling cod now lingers
Knowing in the fingers of the fish monger
A ling cod will linger no longer...

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Ring-a-ling, it's scintillating Spring
What a hummer -- sizzling Summer
Have a ball! It's foliage Fall
  The absolute pits, sir
  ~ The DEAD of winter...

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A young cowgirl will sing by and by
"Whoopee tie your yipee whoopee tie!"
For she knows how to cling
To a bull's ding-a-ling
But has nary a clue with small fry...

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Golden Andy the dandy had bling
when he leapt from his bed with a spring
the golden ring in his -
he kept warm with a sock
while his gal sang where's my ding-a-ling?...

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C-ling to the tree bough, 
D-o not loosen your good grip, 
P-ray to God for help.






Topic: Birthday of Criatofori D. Poquiz (March 10) 
Form: Acrostic Haiku...

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its been a theme
and a dream
for long time
walking pickett ling
holding up sign
so there 're be a change of mind
for those wh were unkind
and dumd
A CHANGE HAS COME...

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ting-a-ting-a-ling ~ ting-a-ting-a-ling
the copper ballerina
sings in charmed circle spins

2/24/2019

Charmed circle is one marked by exclusiveness...

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There once was a jock with a sock
so big you’d think he wore a glock.
When he entered the ring
girls sang my ding-a-ling
at least till his foe cleaned his clock!

*martial arts...

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Jim found a way to make his girlfriends sing
he buys each one a giant diamond ring,
while he's not made of money
they all call him "Sweet honey"...
but his wife just calls him "My ding-a-ling."...

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From White House West Wing

Have heard some say from West Wing,
They did declare that he is a ding-a-ling;
Many lies created;
Then celebrated;
Horrible screeching voice when will sing.

Jim Horn...

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