Short Lawsuit Poems
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Says “I am Christian”
and then proceeds with death threats
What would Jesus do?
(my response to the death threats put out by Christians to atheists over the WTC cross lawsuit)
Some poet thought my sis a cute miss,
Tried to plant neath her tongue a French kiss.
She hit him with a lawsuit,
Judge slapped him with some time:
"Your kisses are as nasty as your rhyme!"
Watch out, don't spell “part” backward, it's a “trap”
Many men have succumbed, ended with a lawsuit in their lap
We must stay alert
Such trickery to avert
Whether part or trap, it's a costly handicap
Goose Lawsuit
Gander
Slander
Owl’s Knock Knock Joke
Who Who
Cuckoo?
Hen with Bad Illness
Stricken
Chicken
Bird Hits Windshield
Smidgeon
Pigeon
"Libel!" was screamed in a most undignified way
Not realizing that truth was always on display
Know that when bullied, this gal has a field day
You'll never be able to harass or make her prey
(in honor of 3 days of someone attempting a lawsuit threat - 'tis a non-issue now)
The lawsuit by StarKist is valid.
Their long time promoter’s new ballad
warns fish to stay clear
of fisherman’s pier,
or end up in somebody’s salad!
Oldie For Carolyn Devonshire's Sea Tales Limericks
Entered Nov 20, 2020 for the 'QUIN-TO your five line' Poetry Contest
Trump let one rip at his rally
(You know Jan's keeping the tally)
On November third
No more whirlybird
Prison is right down his alley*
*Despite Barrett, Trump's
Justice Department have failed to
block E. Jean Caroll's lawsuit
against the POTUS for raping her
in a department store dressing room!
Trees to trim
Bulbs amuck!
Lights ‘bove brim
Huge red suit
Belly stuck---
bad lawsuit!
Eve turns dim
God’s love struck-
“thanks for Him….”
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12.22.19
Have a Merry 3-Cubed Christmas Poetry Contest
Andrea Dietrich
He is a mean hyena the child said in horror.
His daddy and mommy thought he was joking.
Not realizing there had been a lawsuit.
Mama Hyena had enrolled her son in the human school.
Don’t call him that! His parents protested. It is not nice.
But he is a hyena! The child reiterated, right, but not believed.
They met the hyena themselves that afternoon in the park.
And promptly apologized to their son.
I will never be as rich as Mr. Buffet
Though I have made some correct decisions
Including a wiining lawsuit
and a purchase of an 1877 Indian head penny
I will never be as rich as Warren Buffet
But I find happiness none the less
A well played chess game
A good meal, a kiss on the breeze
leave me feeking as rich as Mr. Buffet
Well, one can always dream
money matters
but it isn't everything
by any means.....
The clamorous, glamorous, amorous...
sing succinctly about their worth,
to the ragged bagged haggard masses,
who push forth their carts...of forgotten arts, through the marts.
Complaining of the waning interest in their air
to the mayor who sits upon his throne,
calling home to fill its moat, with his boat,
paid for, by the maid for,
failing to clean the railing leading to bedroom,
the bride and groom tried to room
to sanctify the event to which they went.
Form:
‘Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful.’
— Molly Ivins
I helped rescue your kid, a help just owed,
As cries that pierced the air near end of road.
His bone fractured, his mouth without some teeth,
My arm was bruised, the fall with pain beneath.
You sued me, lied the fractured bones my fault,
Your wicked lawsuit rubbed my bruise with salt.
A fly on the wall, your presence depicts,
Your aim, from Facebook friends a million clicks.
For me this has always been a most gnawing question.
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Are they afraid that the condemned will likely get an infection
and possibly file a wrongful death lawsuit eventually against them?
I wouldn't be surprised in this day of law legislation.
Here's a question most of you probably never considered.
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
..and why did so many of those kamikaze pilots
even bother to wear any of their helmets?