Short Landlady Poems

Short Landlady Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Landlady by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Landlady by length and keyword.


Shrew

pettifogging shrew

                                     mad landlady glares at you

                                              your rent overdue
Form: Senryu


Premium Member Woody Woodpecker


Woody Woodpecker happily pecks in his tree-house decent,
mean landlady Meany evicts him, for he doesn’t pay the rent.
So, he plans his antics, stops real estate to sprawl in his forest,
tricks Lance, the harassed lawyer, to gift him a new tree-nest.
Form: Clerihew

Debt of Narcissus

now behold, self-loving self-beholder

           your self-seen self perfection

                     cracked mirror's reflection


but  outside screams a pettifogging shrew

            mad landlady curses you

                      your rent long overdue!
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Gurgling Radiators

I come home to great works of literature submerged in water
Knee deep
The landlady tells me not to worry
You don't need sugar in coffee - you're sweet enough 
Arteta, the Arsenal manager is asked about superlatives
The poet within him replies, "I don't mind adjectives".

Alright beaut?

"Alright beaut?"
The landlady said
As she poured a fresh pint 
Of Ale for our Fred

"Hangin" said Fred
As he supped at his beer
"I been working all week 
Restoring that pier"

Nice little earner
For someone, you see
Brings all the punters 
Down to the sea

Property prices
Will go through the roof
But will be much too high 
For Gethin and Ruth

They'll be displaced
Just over the border
In cheap rundown flats
Where others marauder
fun
Form: Rhyme


Premium Member Ekphrasis Making An Impression

THE BOOKWORM van gogh
l'rlesienne,book readng dame
a hobby,name linked with fame
LA FOLIE  manet
from front+near,a double take
ELLEN degas
dans un cafe thinking of tonights play
CAMILLE monet
his model extra ordinaire
with muse,none could compare
NINI renoir
nini,model from Montmartre
a pose from la loge,makes his art
MARIE gaugin
his landlady in situ
at the inn la poldu


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Form: Ekphrasis

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