Short Kidding Poems
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Then BANG, there it was,
Batman killed at the movies,
Are you kidding me?
(c) 2015 PJ Bayliss
Subtitled: WELL! You didn't have to bite my HEAD off...
Gladly would I die
for your love, my dear. No! Wait!
Just kidding! Just kid...
he thinks hes sneaky
money hidden in freezer
first place crook looks
she thinks shes sneaky
spare key under planted pot
you are kidding right?
Who cares who calls
How to handle balls?
Kidding bidding close near
Sweet woman lovely dear
Slow fast flickering flame
Adult star tacky sesame...
They say, "There's a time for everything"
But this isn't a time for anything
Too very interesting
- Wait, please;
Don't leave me!
I'm just kidding!
Halloween Confession
A Squirrel
Only Loves You
If You're
Nuts.
You
Probably
Think I'm
Kidding.
(I'm Not.)
-Gray Squirrel
10-31-2024
There's a Spider
By Franklin Price
4/1/2015
There's a spider on your neck
I'll get it off I have a tool
Only kidding it's not there
Have a happy April Fool
Believe me, I wish I was kidding.
I was in this Hospital-
I was in THAT Hospital…
As I am so crazy.
Bad enough to be “helped.”
Too bad to be saved.
There once was a bully named Mean.
I am kidding, his name was McQueen.
He took classmates’ lunches,
And slapped them in bunches,
Until he was fined by the queen.
Everytime we kiss
Her nose pokes me in the eye
I saw it coming
Okay I'm just kidding just in case somebody can copy and paste, and this gets back to my wife
REGRETTING FITS--
Twas the jist of it;
My mind not into it;
Gotta be kidding me;
Must be me reality;
I may just regret this;
written words by James Edward Lee Sr.
Going for a jog in the park today
Who am I kidding, what a silly thing to say
Walking is a chore
And furthermore
Broke my cane last week during a drunken soiree
Movie
Words soon appeared
Violence and horror
Evil, terror and evil
On the screen, and I wish I was kidding
I covered my eyes a whole lot
Could not recommend it.
A sad excuse
Movie
Mortgages used to be $100 a month
When we were only making $18.80 upfront
Those were the days
Are you kidding, no way
Still long for those days when we're out for lunch
Undigested
Strife in These
De-Knighted States:
It POWS!
To Decrease
Your World Player.
Hey!
You're "kidding,"
RIGHT???
"Sick, Sick, Sick."
-Gray Squirrel
02-23-2025
Hey loser
I see your coffee
Seen you reach for
what is offy
Got me bad
Saw you're mad
Sucks to see it
Insults my dad
Who you kidding
Not too bright
Sucks to be you
Not my fight
Was drawing a blank when panic set in
Patience is the key, the mind's skin is thin
To my private friend
Right to the end
Who am I kidding, at my age my best friend is gin!
Dr. Seuss has been banned? Your kidding said the cat.
This does not compute.
I just bought this hat!
Who decided to do it? Asked the chit of a kit.
I do not like this, do not like it a bit!
My body's all aching and wracked with pain
Not sure I want to travel this highway again
Once is enough
Journey's been tough
Who am I kidding, it's been like sipping champagne
Naughtiness always seems to be a hit
Tried different genres but naughties are it
Something about undies
Eating your crunchies
It sure makes me want adultry to commit
just kidding
I want a peacock hat before I die she said.
We thought it was hilarious upon her head.
Bury it with me, she said. I am not kidding you know.
We did not think it would fit into a coffin though.
My body's all aching and wracked with pain
Not sure I want to travel this highway again
Once is enough
Journey's been tough
Who am I kidding, life's been like sipping champagne
My body's all aching and wracked with pain
Not sure I want to travel this highway again
Once is enough
Journey's been tough
Who am I kidding, life's been like sipping champagne
My body's all aching and wracked with pain
Not sure I want to travel this highway again
Once is enough
Journey's been tough
Who am I kidding, life's been like sipping champagne
My body's all aching and wracked with pain
Not sure I want to travel this highway again
Once is enough
Journey's been tough
Who am I kidding, life's been like sipping champagne