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Short Kidding Poems

Short Kidding Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Kidding by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Kidding by length and keyword.


Rumor
Loose tiger
really a bobcat
you're kidding!...

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Categories: kidding, animal,
Form: Senryu



You'Re Kidding
Carjacker
flees to mother's house
bites policeman...

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Categories: kidding, anger, conflict,
Form: Senryu
I Don'T Know Whether To Laugh Or Cry
Laughter... 

The manic depressives greatest tool 

Are you kidding me?...

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Categories: kidding, emotions, how i feel, image, introspection, pain,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Get On a Feeling Level They Said
First counseling class.
Get on a feeling level they said.
Are you kidding me?...

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Categories: kidding, deep, emotions, feelings,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Bull
I see bull when I see bull
You don't have what it takes
Lol just kidding 
Not...

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Categories: kidding, faith,
Form: Free verse



Kevin
sometimes i hate you
just kidding 
i promise thats not true
anyways
i love you!...

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Categories: kidding, friendship, funny
Form: I do not know?
Just Kidding
Well I'm back 
from the past 
and have something to say
I'll be here forever
and forever I'll stay...

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Categories: kidding, life
Form: Monorhyme
No Kidding!
Let yourself have some fun
Then true life has begun
To be serious all the time?
Sounds like to me like a crime!...

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Categories: kidding, funny, happiness
Form: I do not know?
Am I
Hey someone,
Listen to me,
I’m dieing,
I’m crying,
I’m bleeding,
I’m lying,
I’m fine,
Really I'm kidding,
Am I?...

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Categories: kidding, confusion, death, life, sad,
Form: Free verse
Ha Ha Xd
My tamahawk kills
You all better hide from me
Just kidding, i suck

(this is a Haiku about Call Of Duty: Black OPS)...

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Categories: kidding, childhood, funny, people, teen
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Kindness
Kindness always pays Good deeds always rewarded Who am I kidding?
Written August 15, 2022...

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Categories: kidding, feelings, irony,
Form: Senryu
Batman Killer
Then BANG, there it was, Batman killed at the movies, Are you kidding me? (c) 2015 PJ Bayliss
...

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© Pj Bayliss  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: kidding, corruption, death,
Form: Senryu
Male Mantis Murder
Subtitled: WELL! You didn't have to bite my HEAD off...

Gladly would I die
for your love, my dear. No! Wait!
Just kidding! Just kid......

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Categories: kidding, funny, insect, nature,
Form: Senryu
Hope Harper
Who cares who calls
How to handle balls?
Kidding bidding close near
Sweet woman lovely dear
Slow fast flickering flame
Adult star tacky sesame......

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© Bhalu Shah  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: kidding, body, friendship love, girl, girlfriend, relationship, romantic
Form: Couplet
How To Write the Ultimate Punchline For Boredom
They say, "There's a time for everything"
But this isn't a time for anything 
Too very interesting 
- Wait, please;
Don't leave me!
I'm just kidding!...

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Categories: kidding, daffodils, how i feel, humorous, irony,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member There's a Spider
There's a Spider
By Franklin Price
4/1/2015

There's a spider on your neck
I'll get it off I have a tool
Only kidding it's not there
Have a happy April Fool...

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Categories: kidding, holiday,
Form: Rhyme
Lost In Hiding
Believe me, I wish I was kidding. 

I was in this Hospital-

I was in THAT Hospital…

As I am so crazy.

Bad enough to be “helped.”

Too bad to be saved....

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Categories: kidding, mental illness,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Bully Named Mean
There once was a bully named Mean.
I am kidding, his name was McQueen.
He took classmates’ lunches,
And slapped them in bunches,
Until he was fined by the queen....

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Categories: kidding, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th
Form: Limerick
I Saw It Coming
Everytime we kiss
Her nose pokes me in the eye
I saw it coming




Okay I'm just kidding just in case somebody can copy and paste, and this gets back to my wife...

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© Larry Belt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: kidding, funny
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Regretting Fits--
REGRETTING FITS--


Twas the jist of it;
My mind not into it;
Gotta be kidding me;
Must be me reality;
I may just regret this;

written words by James Edward Lee Sr....

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Categories: kidding, analogy, angst, anxiety,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Broke My Cane
Going for a jog in the park today Who am I kidding, what a silly thing to say Walking is a chore And furthermore Broke my cane last week during a drunken soiree
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Categories: kidding, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Terror Movie
Movie
Words soon appeared
Violence and horror
Evil, terror and evil
On the screen, and I wish I was kidding
I covered my eyes a whole lot
Could not recommend it.
A sad excuse
Movie...

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Categories: kidding, feelings,
Form: Rictameter
Premium Member Way Back When
Mortgages used to be $100 a month When we were only making $18.80 upfront Those were the days Are you kidding, no way Still long for those days when we're out for lunch
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Categories: kidding, memory,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Drawing a Blank
Was drawing a blank when panic set in Patience is the key, the mind's skin is thin To my private friend Right to the end Who am I kidding, at my age my best friend is gin!
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Categories: kidding, mystery,
Form: Limerick
Coffee Glum
Hey loser
I see your coffee
Seen you reach for
what is offy

Got me bad
Saw you're mad
Sucks to see it
Insults my dad

Who you kidding
Not too bright
Sucks to be you
Not my fight...

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Categories: kidding, appreciation, food,
Form: Quatrain

Book: Shattered Sighs