Short Jig Poems

Horse with a wig?
Shoes on pig's feet
dance jig, on toes....

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picking up pieces
long overdue memories
like jig saw puzzle...

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Writing poems is like a puzzle, we hunt to find words that fit right!...

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Banjo
Sings, rings out
Fairies dance jig
To a magical tune
Strings dance.
...

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I got to tell you about this dig
It made me dance the jig
I did it by night
With no one in sight
Out of my nose it was bloody big...

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Universal Sea Shanty; or, The Generic Folk Song

Sailing with potatoes
Sailing with potatoes
Sailing with potatoes
The perfect Irish jig....

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dancing a jig needing to pee, down with the drawers, got stung by a bee, forced to flee

10/9/2016

Funny One Liner
Sponsored by: Silent One...

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Goliath stood up straight and tall
But David knew that he would fall
Goliath was stoned
And everyone groaned
His shoelace tripped him after all!...

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A frog who could dance up a jig
Went to Nashville to make it big
She set out for the disco
Ended up in some Crisco
Seems it wasn’t that type of gig...

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A jib a jab and a jibber jabber jee
Dancing on down to town called want-a-be.
I watched them go
One walked so slow
A jig, a jab, a jibber jabber, and me!...

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I met a wee lad in the fog
He sat on a wee people's log
I said, "Dance me a jig"
He said,"I'm not your pig.
I'm drinkin' me grog on the bog!"

3/15/2017...

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Upon learning that pork rhymes with pitchfork
                                                  ~ Clem's pig did a frantic jig




   Critic's Corner: Oy-ink!...

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two sing for joy on their boughs,
with shades of light they a-rose.
my ears turn up - in jig dance.
i’ve bit part in their ro-mance.

10/4/2022...

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Silliness can become a way of life
A whole bunch more fun than a bowl of rice
Or dancing a jig
Maybe kissing a pig
The animal kind can also be nice...

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Well lah-tee-daw and fiddle-tee-dee
What's this stuff that's come over me
Happy as a pig
Doing a jig
A jig's not my thing, gonna resort to repartee...

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Light-play is a dance,
An ecstatic reel, a jig,
Dancing energy.

Round and round it spins,
Bobbing electricity
Light-play’s never bored.
...

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Silliness can become a way of life
A whole bunch more fun than a bowl of rice
Or dancing a jig
Maybe kissing a pig
The animal kind would also be nice...

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Ballymaloe relish with
a cruibini *
Fried pig's ear with spiced plums
Bacon & pea sauce
Choclate tart with
Bailey's cream
Jig !

* grilled bread-crumbed pig trotters...

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Some people call me a Wascally Wacko
Methinks I will play a little tune on my banjo
While dancing a jig
And downing a swig
Accompanied by a friend on piano...

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Silliness eventually becomes a way of life
A whole bunch more fun than a bowl of rice
Or dancing a jig
Maybe kissing a pig
The animal kind can also be nice...

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Herbie was the ultimate party guy
always had the largest smile
dancing a jig or leading a congo line
sometimes he would scream with joy
startling those who did not know him...

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They do it in halls, even farms,
it’s part of an Irishman’s charms;
but the whole world was shook
when Flynn found the lost book:
Irish Dance, Volume Two, The Arms....

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Silliness eventually becomes a way of life
A whole bunch more fun than a bowl of rice
Or dancing a jig
Maybe kissing a pig
The animal kind would also be nice...

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He sure was naive, that Tommy O'Rourke
He didn't know gin was what he'd uncorked
   He took a long swig
   His girl danced a jig
Just nine months 'till the visit from the stork...

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When I'm not alone, on goes the smiley face
For no one wants to be troubled by my pains
I paint myself colorful and I dance the jig
All the while... I wear jet black deep with in...

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