Short Hypercritical Poems

Doctors take the Hippocratic Oath
  though many are quite loath
to try to save older folk --
  They view the oath as a joke

Politicians also take an oath
  A 'Hypercritical Hypocritical' Vow
To blast anyone who dares ask why
  He should believe their outright lies...

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Look what you have done to my shoelaces, Fluffy!
Now that's hardly a  nice thing to do.
There are things in this world, from a twig to a bone,
that are more admirably suited to chew.

I don't wish to be hypercritical, Fluffy.
You might easily have done something worse,
but there are things in this world, which,  not done up,
lead one all too soon to a hearse....

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