Short Hooch Poems

Peiter de Hooch of whom we know not much
yet his  courtyard art had the quality touch
His work so carefully designed
sadly to die out of his mind...

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I am a pugnacious old pooch-
with prowess I guard my man's hooch,

     when the master comes home
     he throws me a bone-

but I'd prefer a poodle to smooch!...

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A severe thunderstorm is currently passing through
Our Golden is hiding behind my LA-Z-BOY on queue
A scared-y-cat pooch
Needs some hooch
To help her get through without dropping a poo!...

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When a bald eagle is soaring high above the canyon rim
Those old wives tales will make their rounds like homemade hooch
Mountain folks saying our union is strong and watching over us

written September 26, 2021...

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Jail Bird

Clyde Gooch
Liked hooch

Got smashed
Wife bashed

Clyde bluffed
Cops cuffed

In jail
No bail

Plea made
Fine paid

Judge says
Ten days

Wife smirked
Clyde irked

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired...

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Whether Ye Be Enemy or Foe

Don't Pass Under The Mistletoe 

For there you will be under attack

By my Longing Lips for a Lasting Smack

If this should turn you to the Hooch

Then I will be on the Prowl again

For an even bigger Smooch...

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LUCIFER'S gullet was as parched as hell!

   He said, "Lord, some cold HOOCH, would do me well!"

      Lord said, "In thy condition,

         Smoldering in perdition,

            Not a snowball's chance in the place ye dwell!"

Entry for Catie Lindsey's  "L&H Limericks" Contest 

Took First Place in the contest....

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Last call, last call, my friend.
This is another night at an end.
The beer, wine, and whiskey have to stop their flow.
It is almost time to close and we have to go.
I hope for tonight, you have enjoyed yourself.
Now we have to leave the bottles of hooch on the shelf.
You were someone we were so happy to serve and see.
Now we have to ask you to drive home carefully.
...

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My Hooch
Wounded soldier
Couldn't be wiser
Couldn't be bolder

Road soda
Training wheels older
My sixer
This isn't over

Forget the tipple
Make it a triple
Gimmie the moonshine
Just make it all mine

This is the juice
This is forever
This one's for you
Make you feel better

Is this all booze?
Give me the rest
Too tired now
To give it my best

Giggle-water got me
Went to my head
Open my hand now
I might be dead...

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