Short Hooch Poems
Short Hooch Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Hooch by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Hooch by length and keyword.
Peiter de Hooch of whom we know not much
yet his courtyard art had the quality touch
His work so carefully designed
sadly to die out of his mind
I am a pugnacious old pooch-
with prowess I guard my man's hooch,
when the master comes home
he throws me a bone-
but I'd prefer a poodle to smooch!
A severe thunderstorm is currently passing through
Our Golden is hiding behind my LA-Z-BOY on queue
A scared-y-cat pooch
Needs some hooch
To help her get through without dropping a poo!
When a bald eagle is soaring high above the canyon rim
Those old wives tales will make their rounds like homemade hooch
Mountain folks saying our union is strong and watching over us
written September 26, 2021
Jail Bird
Clyde Gooch
Liked hooch
Got smashed
Wife bashed
Clyde bluffed
Cops cuffed
In jail
No bail
Plea made
Fine paid
Judge says
Ten days
Wife smirked
Clyde irked
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
Whether Ye Be Enemy or Foe
Don't Pass Under The Mistletoe
For there you will be under attack
By my Longing Lips for a Lasting Smack
If this should turn you to the Hooch
Then I will be on the Prowl again
For an even bigger Smooch
Form:
LUCIFER'S gullet was as parched as hell!
He said, "Lord, some cold HOOCH, would do me well!"
Lord said, "In thy condition,
Smoldering in perdition,
Not a snowball's chance in the place ye dwell!"
Entry for Catie Lindsey's "L&H Limericks" Contest
Took First Place in the contest.
Last call, last call, my friend.
This is another night at an end.
The beer, wine, and whiskey have to stop their flow.
It is almost time to close and we have to go.
I hope for tonight, you have enjoyed yourself.
Now we have to leave the bottles of hooch on the shelf.
You were someone we were so happy to serve and see.
Now we have to ask you to drive home carefully.
My Hooch
Wounded soldier
Couldn't be wiser
Couldn't be bolder
Road soda
Training wheels older
My sixer
This isn't over
Forget the tipple
Make it a triple
Gimmie the moonshine
Just make it all mine
This is the juice
This is forever
This one's for you
Make you feel better
Is this all booze?
Give me the rest
Too tired now
To give it my best
Giggle-water got me
Went to my head
Open my hand now
I might be dead