Short Homophobic Poems

The homophobic banker he was penned
That careless fool was found to misspend
He thought prison would be cake
Until he met fat old Jake
Now he has got a hairy boyfriend!...

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You twins have never looked better, said with contention.
Fred and Ted, dressed in tutus, trying for attention.
Their mother was the only one slightly a teensy bit amused.
Their homophobic father exploded, setting off his brain fuse....

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Love has no boundaries,love has no hate,keep love when you find it,before its too late..Women to women,or man to man,dont matter what gender,Dont need no
Plan..Love is so special,love is pure,no homophobic people needed,in our world anymore!...

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I've sat up nights
    a-wondering why
  I no longer hear the expression
    'Here's mud in your eye'

  It's not racist, sexist, or homophobic
    not anti-semitic or islamophobic 
  Perhaps this is it: It's just so awfully deplorable
    It makes Hillary Clinton seem sweet and adorable...

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If I had a magic eraser I would erase the pandemic
I would erase forest fires
I would erase hurricanes
I would erase tsunamis
I would erase racism
I would erase sexism
I would erase ageism
I would erase homophobic attitudes 
I would erase bullies
I would erase hatred
I would erase misunderstandings
If I had a magic eraser...

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There is no acceptable reason

For discrimination and hate

Whether its about colour

Or sexuality or faith

People have the right be different

To be individual and unique

They have the right to enjoy free being and free speech

Without the fear of being subjected to others need

To racist or homophobic

Or xenophobic as well

Nobody who is different should feel locked in a cell

Of their own identity

And their right to be themselves....

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Take a look at something unnerving 
like cadaveric spasms;
or a perfectly shaped idiot 
such as the legendary Pat Boone
with his homophobic point of view
- And it's easy to see why:
It doesn't really matter 
if there's a God or not!
All that actually matters to me, is that:
Theoretically,
both the Godhead 
and My head 
express a very similar 
morbid sense of humor!
I mean,
things could always be worse:
I could have been born as Cliff Richard...I suppose?...

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   the music was pretty flat ~ but her sun shone in stereo that day

   mono was never enough for me ~ double vision leads me astray

   anyway i couldn't stop staring ~ inner man gave the game away

   a pretty awkward moment ~ goddammit what am i trying to say

   my first slow dance with a girl ~ physics biochemistry on display 

   serotonin shakes up hormones ~ love and lust obviously not gay


By 
David Kavanagh

#We are what we are, this is not homophobic#...

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