Short Haw Poems

'Hullaballoo,' 'Hee-Haw' too
  Laughter and singing canned
     ~ wear a headband...

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Hee-Haw was a Donkey
    misappropriated as a laugh

  Joe Biden was his godfather
    oops ~ My bad, Joe's gaffe...

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A Mexican mule is endowed
To cheerfully service a crowd
Each roll in the hay
Brings shouts of, "Olé!"
And his bray, for crying out loud!...

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E-Haw, E-Haw, the peacocks cry
With plumes much bluer than the sky
They strut around as proud as punch
Waiting for Melvin to bring their lunch!...

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The farmer's wife and milkman  played seesaw
Their sighs weren't  heard as two donkeys brayed  He-Haw


Inspired by Silent One's contest ( not for contest  )...

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Happy as a lark, they call her Lily
She teases farm boys, acting so silly
  Tells the corniest jokes
  The kind told by old folks
Lily's a pretty Hee-Haw Hillbilly...

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i used to think i was born with a curse, 
but time ever moving,
 changed me bloody verse...

 expect good times mate, 
happy santa claw, 
n new year haw haw hore...:) Don...

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We did not even have to use hooks
Lake Red Haw had so many fish
Enough for hundreds to eat
Catfish as large as cars
Biggest fish ever
Stories galore
Vacation
Fishing
A...

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There once was a dude named Vance
Who walked around town with no pants
Caught a chill down below
Stood erect and then froze
Old Vance needed a Hoo Haa transplant...

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Listen to poem:

Tis all 
shilly-shally, dilly dally
wiffle waffle, willy wobble 
quiver and dither 
teeter and twitch,
which whatever, wherefore wobble
hem and haw, ho and hum
Tis all a dithery tizz...

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A staring contest, wonder who will win 
Will you psyche me out with distracting din
But I will hee haw on cue
Because I'm smarter than you
I trust your growl more way more than your grin...

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Is Terry a boy's name or a girl's name
The Terry I know is definitely a lady of fame
A dancer in New York
Still pops my cork
If I'd been there, YEE HAW I would've exclaimed...

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Consider myself one of the fortunate ones
At my advanced age, never been under the gun
Healthy as all get out
Yee haw wanna shout
If I knew the secret, I'd tell all you bums...

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There's a stare down at the brook, eye to eye
Tiger roared, "MOVE." Donkey did not comply
One hee-haw from the ass
The Bengal let him pass
And kept on running til he reached Mumbai
...

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In spite of the news, it's time for some giggles
Forget about threats of long range missiles
Just chuckle and yee haw
Don't you worry, pshaw
The guys in charge are definitely infantile kiddles...

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In spite of the news, it's time for some giggles
Forget about threats of long-range missiles
Just chuckle and yee haw
Don't you worry, pshaw
Though the guys in charge are surely infantile kiddies...

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Hey all you nice people, got a fantastic idea
Let's party, we could load up on beer and pizza
Maybe dance in the moonlight
While trying to remain upright
In spite of downing six servings of tequila...

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Don't know if “delicious” can describe today
Another I can think of is perhaps “yee-haw, olay!”
Ye ole sun's shining brightly
I tip my hat politely
Sounds like I'm from a time when gentlemen were all gay...

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Don't know if “delicious” can describe today
Another I can think of is perhaps “yee-haw, olay!”
Ye ole sun's shining brightly
I tip my hat politely
Sounds like I'm from the dark ages when gentlemen were gay?...

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When I woke up this morning, I had a good feeling
For fear of broken bones I refrained from cartwheeling
Instead I uttered a tiny yee haw
And a very tiny happy guffaw
At eighty-six years old, it takes longer, the healing<>...

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Hey all you nice people, got a fantastic idea
Let's party, we could load up on beer and pizza
Maybe dance in the moonlight
While trying to remain upright
In spite of downing six bottles of tequila


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Zip Zap Zoom Zoop
I love these kind of words
their very presence makes me smile
A jump in my heart as these words come forth
as I see the words
splat and boom
gaw and he haw
little words
that have no real purpose but
to remind me that life
is suppose to be fun...

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Attractive and interesting
Mannerless and disgusting
Extra judicial killer
Aren't you criminal?
You break law
  Ha ha haw.
Note.Gangsters are often aggressive.
Lesson.Let it go mad man and free your mind.
Q.Galti sta day ta valy haga sara dasy khabaray kary John day?...

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Fingers, toes, eyes, everything's crossed as they should
Wifey's going for a mammogram, family history's not good
If it's not good news
Catching it early is the clue
Results shortly, tests will be negative in all likelihood

(Results: Benign... yee haw!!!)...

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When I woke up this morning, I had a good feeling
For fear of broken bones I refrained from cartwheeling
Instead I uttered a tiny "yee haw"
And a very tiny happy "guffaw"
At eighty years old, it takes longer, the healing


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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