Short Have A Shot Poems

When driving through a downpour
You must keep a careful watch
And hope your driving record
You won’t have a chance to botch.

You have to raise your highway skills
By more than just a notch
And once at home, the thing to do
Is have a shot of scotch!...

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Chastity is never fruitful, clever or right, 
But we should all have a shot of the kite, 
That lovers’ swing that makes you happy, 
Disallowing the impudent or the snappy. 

Sex sets you up for the day and for life, 
When computers, friends don’t have life, 
It propounds the right an raises good, 
Ramifies that which you have understood....

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You said what
No I did not

You said hot
No I am not

You said shot
I wish I had 

But that would be very bad
As well as very sad

Because what if I had not
Asked you why you are hot

Not for me to have a shot
But just because you said what

What, hot, probably not, then best to give up on the shot 
As it is all now lost

DAMO...

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Idea sixty-two flew by me on her way to the meadow.
I put my right hand out and she slapped it as she giggled past.
Okay, that’s fine, I told myself. I will get the next one.
I am up to a hundred and sixteen ideas. 
Do not ask me how I know, I think my muse keeps track.
This one put on her rollers and skated over my feet as she left.
I feel like I have a shot at capturing the next one.
My muse laughs....

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He loves me
He loves me not
I guess I didn't have a shot
We're over now
He's moving on
The tears are streaming down my face


The girls like me
The girls like me not
I guess I'm kind of caught
I don't want to play
They don't want me
The tears are streaming down my face

Have you ever had one of those days
Where everything in your world is falling to pieces
And the only thing you can do is
Let your tears fall with them......

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