Short Guaranteeing Poems

Something triggers three limericks a day
It could be as innocuous as a bale of hay
Or an amazing new invention
Guaranteeing love of our brethren
Aw shucks, but I'm ready for the accolades


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Shhh! be quiet, don't say a word,
Don't think aloud in case you're overheard,
By others passing by
An alien or a foreign spy,
Who is out to catch you,
So be mindful of what you do.
If you keep your opinions to yourself
Guaranteeing better health
And the peace of mind
Of a different kind....

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V otive offering to fealty
A nnual dividend of loyalty
L ease to increase Love's equity
E arnest capital funding perpetuity
N otarized statement guaranteeing fidelity
T endered bond yielding longevity
I  nsurance premium covering each liability
N et value of past year's annuity
E mbassy of good will and amity...

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Fire and brimstone constant in hell,
for all eternity you shall dwell,
if thou does not abide by the commandments I have dictated to you,
so as to live the most wholesome life guaranteeing salvation too,
but break these commandments and eternal damnation awaits you,
and understand that I only do this because I love you....

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“Lunchbox” just went sailing by
With “Cyclone Shark” behind.
There’s also “Seas the Day” and more
With river puns in mind.

The ferryboats that pass each day
All proudly sport a name,
Some student contest winners,
Guaranteeing some acclaim.

Though most are not creative, 
Like “Connector,” I confess
I much prefer that to the flat-out lie – 
“Friendship Express.”...

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Aye, here 'n too! now it nears
Ah, 'tis by means golden years
Us imagined, it would seem to be guaranteeing
'Tis no way to have our mortal being
Aged 'n low-key in twilight glowing
Forever younger, older growing 

Boohoo 'n take to heart 
The glut of days gone by depart
But what else are thee
Other than old, as years pass by free
Daydreaming that are no more
Tis is humanity decline at it's front door...

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When hearts are torn in sorrow
And days await weeks to borrow 
A scented Eurasian herb called yarrow
I stand afar in glee;

When blessings are so nearby in mass
And hedgehogs hop upon the green-grass
On a melody for a dancer trying a chasse
I stand afar in glee;

When love is the surname of every being
Shimmering sincerity and guaranteeing
Its rank in holiness and power of freeing 
I stand afar in glee! 

© Guru Jad 2013...

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The summer sun was once my friend;
I basked beneath its glow,
But friendships often fade and this
Was one that had to go.

The younger me enjoyed a tan
On smooth and unlined skin,
But lately that is not the shape
My sagging self is in.

And danger lurks when sunshine
Causes cancer cells to bloom
So by soaking up some rays
I might be guaranteeing doom.

There was a time Apollo
Earned my every accolade,
Yet today I turn my back on him
And settle for the shade....

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Monetize my word,
Or else its point is dull,
And pokes me, prods me ever toward,
A push without a pull.

Monetize my action,
I ought to spare it of the aught,
To feign the law's ideal attraction,
And idle sold when never bought.

Monetize my thought,
Then I'd be less inclined,
To sip from potions brewed in plot,
To mute my muzzled mind.

Monetize my being,
Perhaps then I'll have a chance,
Of freedom found in guaranteeing,
I've fled my fear of song and dance....

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