Short Granola Poems

Short Granola Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Granola by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Granola by length and keyword.


Nicola

There once was girl named Nicola
she had dreams about Diet Cola
the cola was big
and nasty as a pig
as it chased her around the granola.
Form: Limerick


Premium Member Granola

Time t'was the ol' Cap'n for me
Them Crunchberries coated my teeth
Once I came to my senses
Granola's pretenses
hugged me to firm grounding beneath.

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Ahoy there!


(for PD's 'test)
Form: Limerick

Pensacola and Grenola

Pensacola and Grenola

What we had presumed was Pensacola,
Did know was highly related to granola;
Apalachicola saw
With a crab craw,
And about their women said ooh la la.

Jim Horn


Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Unfair Threatment

I work at the front desk,
dedicating myself with sweat;
I don't take any coffee breaks...
or munch on granola bars and potato chips.
My co-workers have gotten a raise;
everyone shakes their hands with praise.
Outraged, but not humiliated,
I climb a hundred stairs to claim my reward!
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Golden Godsend

Good-gesture greenthumb gatherers gleaned grain,
gargantuan granary,
grower's great goodwill greeting,
gazillion grade-schoolers, grownups,
gingham-garbed grandmother's,
grievous growling guts gone,
gain gastronomical goodies gardens,
grapes, granola, gourds, gosh!
generosity galore, golly, gobsmacked!
golden godsend


My James Dean

My James Dean lookalike
Where are you tonight?
Do you remember my smile?
As I lived within yours

Those walks downtown
A granola bar, a cigarette and me
Initials within a heart, while playing guitar

Three years ended within movie star memoir
Photograph memories of love
Everywhere, what I wouldn't give to see my James Dean
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Parody To Chris Brown's Song Dont Judge Me

Why you wanna go there ?
I don’t wanna go there, 
I guess I gotta go there,
 you asked me out on a date,
 then we go to a place that I hate, 
you said the place would be nice,
 but all I get is a sweet tea no ice,
 not even a parfait with granola,
 tal vez él habla española? 
So please don’t ask me, 
and I wont ask you, 
because if you wanna date again, 
then you better let me supersize

Angry Portland Vegans

they are green anarchist who listen
 to national public radio along with 
pseudo punk rock chick bands.

they are angry and i am pretty 
 sure they killed jesus.

 they have names like ryan and ashley
 and in the fourth grade they kicked me
 in the nuts and left me on the ground
 at recess.

 these angry vegans also like to chew 
on organic vanilla granola they buy 
at the local new seasons store.
 going outside afterwards to 
chain smoke and give me 
dirty looks.
me
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