Short Golf Cart Poems

Short Golf Cart Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Golf Cart by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Golf Cart by length and keyword.


Two Birdies

I have you near right here in my heart
I noticed the feeling from the start,
while that emotion is strong
another one is King Kong...
Not that! A partner for my golf cart!
© George Aul  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick


Hole In 1 Litigious Golf Cart

Town Car
Limousine
Golf Cart
Handicap
Hole in 1
Sand Wedge
Bunker
Apprentice
Litigation
1 Term
4 Short year's
Reality
Fired
Good luck Joe
You won
It's your problem now
Time to deliver

A Golf Tip

STEPS TO YOUR SUCCESS

Get a .99 cent styro cooler 
Fill da cooler wit beer
Put cooler in da golf cart
You get in da cart wit it
Roll out to da PGA Course
Laugh,  Joke, Relax
When dat beer is Gone
Da Game is Over!
Go Home
Say, "I almost won!"
Do her proud!
Den go back next week
Might Win!
© Judy Konos  Create an image from this poem.

Polly the Metermaid

I am Polly the metermaid
who enjoys inflicting pain.
handing out tickets is my gain,
as I rush around in my golf cart,
trying to be quick as a speeding dart,
if the parked car is beyond its time,
I am in my glory and feel so fine,
sticking the ticket up front in view,
warning others as an important cue,
don't mess with Polly and City Hall,
remember to pay your fine or bawl,
crying in the city jail is not fun,
as I continue making my hit and run.
Form: Rhyme

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