Judy Konos Poet Free verse

A Golf Tip

STEPS TO YOUR SUCCESS

Get a .99 cent styro cooler 
Fill da cooler wit beer
Put cooler in da golf cart
You get in da cart wit it
Roll out to da PGA Course
Laugh,  Joke, Relax
When dat beer is Gone
Da Game is Over!
Go Home
Say, "I almost won!"
Do her proud!
Den go back next week
Might Win!

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Thomas Martin June 1, 2015 at 8:38 PM ROFL, Judy!! Just too funny!! Way I would do it....if I played golf that is!!!

Emile Pinet May 18, 2015 at 9:45 AM A poetic snare to lure the curious and entrap the daring. Well written. Emile. #7 Judy Konos May 18, 2015 at 9:48 AM Thank you

Lindsay Laurie May 18, 2015 at 2:16 AM G'day Judy... the best ever description on golf that I have read that makes sense. Thank you for the cackle - Lindsay Judy Konos May 18, 2015 at 3:32 PM Thanks Lindsay...I like your poetry! Dot's Fo Sho!

Nandita Das May 17, 2015 at 9:58 PM Hahaha. Love your sense of humor here. Excellent. 7 Judy Konos May 18, 2015 at 3:33 PM Many thank yous flowing your way! Wanna play some golf? LOL

Andrea Dietrich May 17, 2015 at 4:09 PM you are so full of fun, Judy. Cute poem!! Judy Konos May 18, 2015 at 3:34 PM Not as much fun as you always are!

Paul Callus May 17, 2015 at 3:44 PM Love your humour, Judy:) Never played proper golf, but at least I can play crazy golf with my granddaughter! // hugs // paul Judy Konos May 18, 2015 at 3:34 PM Granddaughter golf...is the best golf there is!

Jan Allison May 17, 2015 at 3:40 PM lol I attempted to play gold Judy - had an amazing handicap - i couldn't hit the blinking ball:-( Hugs Jan xx Judy Konos May 18, 2015 at 3:35 PM Blinking ball ....you go girl....thanks