Short Gargle Poems

Short Gargle Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Gargle by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Gargle by length and keyword.


Gargling

when ever i take cough medicine

i gargle as it goes down

it doesn't make it work any better

i just like the funny sound
Form: Rhyme


Gargle With Jelly

Gargle with jelly 
Said my little nephew lenny
While making car noises 
Watching the Tele
Wanted to try it but he wouldn't let me
So I got a big stick and poked his fat belly
Form: Rhyme

Trombonists Used To Be Cool

Trombone man throw me a horny bone. Sit your brass down push it out mute a melodious belch or gargle a groan. O trombone man slide it low, let it blow take it back, make it moan sonically hump that farting camel all the way home.

Salt Water Cure..

Have you ever noticed how healthy you feel
after a swim in the ocean?
Would salt dissolved in warm water have the
same effect?
Table salt and warm water prevent infections.
Applied to open wounds and gashes on pets
It may sting eg. "Like adding salt to a wound"
Would a gargle prevent a cold?

Doctor Grandma

The ginger root
My grandma hung
Hung in the kitchen
For everyone to see
A headache or a tummy ache
If anyone would suffer
The ginger root
Was brought down
For ailments simple and severe
A strong tea for the headache
A weak one for the stomach
A gargle for the toothache
A pouch for minor burns
Though most of the times you know
The thought of drinking
The insipid liquid
Would make all well


Fury

Open the back door
And run out 
Into the pouring rain
Squish my toes in the mud
Gargle the raindrops
Wash away the sins
That stain my skin
Fall to my knees
Arms extended
Breathing heavily
A crack of thunder
A flash of lightning
Energy in the air charged 
Drawn to my fingertips
I touch my lips
And try to wipe away 
The icy liquid 
Dripping down my chin
The rain pours even harder
Pelting me with its fury
Being stabbed with pins and needles
I collapse in the mud
Face down.

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