Short Funnydad Poems
Short Funnydad Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Funnydad by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Funnydad by length and keyword.
Why does mama only see the dog stains?
How can dad step over dog stains and not see them?
Why is it that mama is the only one who notices trash lying on the floor?
How can dad step over trash on the floor and not see it?
Does anyone but me see a pattern?
My son makes a game of balancing trash on top of the overflowing garbage can...let's
see how high we can stack it!! What fun!!
My mamma called my dad a Martian
They were arguing over the dish washin’
She said “you better beware,”
“Or I’ll knock you block way up there”
For a mute she said it all in fluent Russian
Been MI6 dad arrested her as a communist who poisoned his water
Shot her in a rocket into the sky with his step daughter
The rocket went up
In the shape of a tea cup
And the world thought it was a flying saucer.
Don’t put your Dad in a home kids
It isn’t a nice place to be
The people are old, the foods always cold
And everyone smells of stale pee
Don’t put your Dad in a home kids
You know that it wouldn’t be fair
They feed you alright and watch through the night
But you know that they don’t really care
So don’t put your Dad in a home kids
It is not where he’d like to expire
Just let him stay till he goes on his way
With his slippers in front of the fire
Form:
My dad hates me hes always on my case
Morning noon and night hes always in my face
Clean your room up its just not fair
Straighten up your tie do something with your hair
And if its not my dad its my mum
Put a smile on your face you always look so glum
Well i aint got much to smile about i say
Well she says do as your told and everything will be ok
So i sulk stamp my feet go to my room to be on my own
Thinking about it though im 32
Think its time i left home