Mum and Dad Fighting

My mamma called my dad a Martian They were arguing over the dish washin’ She said “you better beware,” “Or I’ll knock you block way up there” For a mute she said it all in fluent Russian Been MI6 dad arrested her as a communist who poisoned his water Shot her in a rocket into the sky with his step daughter The rocket went up In the shape of a tea cup And the world thought it was a flying saucer.