Short Frum Poems

I be frum brooklin
And I bee edumacatid reel goode
En iff uz wanna bee sefistikated lic mee
end Gawd weil bee wit uz
en ween u finde Hiem
asc Him 2 drope buy me's....

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Fee Fie Foh Fum
Free Fry 'Fro Frum
Flee Fly Flow Flum

Dee Die Doe Dumb 
Me My Moe Mum
Knee Nigh No Numb

Bee Bye Bo Bum
We Why Woe Wum
Tea Tie Toe Tum

See Sigh So Sum
Hee High Ho-Hum
Pea Pie Poe Poem

       Ta-Da!...

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Mi Hart nos knot how to spel werds ore feelings
A contess ,eye cant wyn becuz eye kant  spel
Duz punktuation realee speek frum the Harte 
Wot i want too say, wot i whant two xspress
Mus bee spelted rite or knowwon nos wot i sey
If knot punctuated write , mi POEM iz lost...

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no sur,
eyez cant reed
massa sez we do hem harm 
ifin we coold reed

eyez jus wana sos dem roos
on da whal wood maik sens
eyez turd fo getin whoopd
not nowin y

theyz ses thur b slayvs risin
gainst theyz massas
don sees how reedin is t blaym
massa mus b ryt bout dat doe

o lawd whyz eye n chaynz
eye dun no won haum
lawd wayk mee frum dis dreem
eyez n minz swer weel neva reed
if dat be wat u be needn

no sur
eyez cant reed
(Mr. Douglas turns his back and walks away)...

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Hat wairers are people too . 

We deserve equal rites just like the females & 

The black fokes du ! 

We deserve Freedum frum the fashion fashists ! 

And the church-o-holix hoo wish 2 bash us ! 

Weed like 2 form a raynboe koelayshun !

Or maybe even an intyir hat wairers nayshun !

Weed rather wair hats then go 2 church ,

Weed rather wair hats then have lunch with lurch .

Even Jessie Jackson sumtimes wairs hats ,

So all u religious finnattix think about that !......

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