Short Frigging Poems
Short Frigging Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Frigging by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Frigging by length and keyword.
Left Handed Compliment
My boss asked me how old I was today.
When I told him I was 60 he said, "No Way!"
"Tomorrow I'm putting you on a lighter work detail," to me he told.
"I had no idea that you were so frigging old."...
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Categories:
frigging, me, work, me,
Form:
Rhyme
I'M An Animal
"We were all born part animal"
With
A
Deer
Face
And
A
Bear
Ass
This is what my dad told us kids
all the frigging time lol
thanks dad and happy father's day
july 5th 1925 - april 11 th 1981...
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Categories:
frigging, animals, dedication, fantasy, funny, imagination, introspection, life,
Form:
Light Verse
Someone Help Us
They kept acting like a bunch of ancient idiots...
Screaming unto their, daemons see we told you so ?
Juicy Lucy, slithering past some fallon marker: checking
Their numbers basically they haven't got a frigging clue just
Spiraling through time a continuum in his or her disarray bleeding....
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Categories:
frigging, angel, art, autumn, love,
Form:
I do not know?
Wicked Eyes
Wicked eyes,
deviled tongue.
She turns her head,
you never know which one.
Her face could be happy,
her face could be sad,
or she just might be frigging mad.
You roll the dice,
to see which one,
now she has her mental fun.
You put up with it,
these unpredictable fits.
All in hopes,
to see her tits....
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Categories:
frigging, funny,
Form:
Burlesque
Ditty For Joey
Sixteen years he’s graced this Earth,
many challenges, but also mirth,
so frigging smart, like off the charts,
I know he’ll capture many hearts,
but troubled still, with many pains,
hope he’ll shed those invisible chains,
and march out into this great world,
band a-playing and flags unfurled,
ready to take his place in line,
I love this eldest child of mine....
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Categories:
frigging, birthday, son,
Form:
Rhyme