Short Evangelicals Poems
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They’re so catty, nosey and intentional
The fiery furness engulfs and surrounds them
Where’s their sanity and vital point?
Sarah Palin
a minimum of intellect, a maximum of wailin'
the one thing she's good for
is what most evangelicals claim they have never stood for.
Honey,
why do alcohol-baptized evangelicals
develop addictions to oil-and-gas extractive economics?
I don't know, dear.
Perhaps the same reason that THC pagans
sprout Earth Day cooperative democracies?
Maybe.
Or maybe there's something in the coffee.
And the herbal tea.
Take one demigod from the melting pot
Give it a Mega-phone (the louder the better)
Mix in a heavy dose of Fox News, make it a bit overbearing
In a separate pot,
mix 70 million evangelicals
2 or 3 million fanatics -depending on your tolerance
Season with lies and fear
Add holy water, a couple of cases of Budweiser and demigod mixture
But first clip a piece of ear and discard
sit in the sun until it boils- stirring occasionally
Evangelicals of the Golden Coin
hypocrites in every way
every hour of every day
the slaughter and starvation of children
as long as its not their own
they rise up and sing, the others
they deserve it!
colonizers are always right
the oppressed and poor
simply cobble stones to walk over
singing Christmas carols with eggnog
while bombs fall on little children
I want to throw up, sorry
I am disgusted
as would be little Tiny Tim
In the land of milk honey and hate
The Evangelicals sealed it fate
Demanding its citizens religiosity
Inherent of its edits misogyny
Women second class Taliban
Treated as a form of contraband
The Oligarch fomented dissent
While the peasants paid their rent
The war machine marched along
Its armies played King Kong
It became the land of moral decay
A nation that had lost its way
There was no moral authority
They cheated and groped with impunity