Short Eat Crow Poems
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Former president, Donald Trump
Who is now pleasantly plump
Puts on a great boisterous show
Hope he doesn't have to eat crow
For Brian
Written: October 29, 2022
A man was happy to seeing the stars show
He marked to trip when they fully glow
He set his ladder up the sky
But a pity the sky is high
And he said, I've to eat crow
Eat crow: be humiliated by having to admit one's defeats or mistakes.
I am never a drunk
I have always been sober
I am never a punk
Or an indecent disrober
I would rather eat crow
Than go around lying
Just so you’ll know
You won’t catch me crying
As sober as you
Or as sober as I
What can we do
But give it a try
Will not get high
Or even get stoned
You can all try
Why I stay toned
Stay off the drugs
And off of the booze
With all of the hugs
You will never lose
The Man of the House
By Elton Camp
“He who would not be a henpecked fool
Must show his wife that he means to rule”
Tom had heard that saying all his life
He tried to apply it when he took a wife
He tried the “man of the house” routine,
Running out the back door Tom was seen
Meg had a rolling pin in her hand
“How dare you make such a demand!”
Tom got a large knot on his head
Only a month after he was wed
What might have worked long ago
Made poor Tom have to eat crow