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Short Early Retirement Poems

Short Early Retirement Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Early Retirement by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Early Retirement by length and keyword.


Eh, Pal What Are Your Chances of Winning
Eh, pal what are your chances of winning?
Ah, you could have banked all this saving
for an early retirement...
to cherish that sentiment!
When you're completely broke, start cringing!...

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Categories: early retirement, friendship, funny,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Presidential Preview, 2025
My dear Donald Trump 
  At your tender age 
you shouldn't be bumped
  into early retirement, and so
I want you in my new Cabinet, although

to your unique talents the position must fit...
  Therefore, after mulling things over a bit
There's an idea that makes perfect sense
  A new, complementary position to old 'Defense'  

~I hereby appoint you my 'Secretary of Offense'...

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Categories: early retirement, courage, inspiration, leadership,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Reflection on the Important Things