Short Down Pat Poems

Hey Rude, it ain't all that bad
Take a sad song and make it glad
Beatles had it down pat
Now Jacko wears the hat
Giggling till a respirator they had to add...

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Hey Jude, it ain't all that bad
Take a sad song and make it glad
Beatles had it down pat
Now Jacko wears the hat
Giggling till a respirator they had to add...

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A funny little observation
from my garden
the Indian Myna birds
Walk Like An Egyptian
as they
bob and strut
like a Pharaoh
have the look
down pat
even to the Cleopatra eyes....

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Wild animals sure have this stuff down pat
No worries, no bills, no looking for a habitat
Landlord is Momma Earth
Bedroom's quite diverse
Wherever they hang their antlers, that be that...

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Now porcupines have their defences down pat
With extra sharp quills, enemies don't tackle this cat
I wouldn't, would you?
Imagine getting pricked, yucky poo!
Especially if you get quills stuck up your ass...

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I Should Just Give Up

By Elton Camp

Limericks I’ve always wanted to write

But I never manage to get them right

The rhyme scheme I’ve got down pat

But that’s not where the trouble is at

They never turn out funny and bright...

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Pence told his boss, "I can't do that!
Though Rudy has it all down pat!
But I have my pride
So I'll go and hide
And hope the GOP won't rat!" 


n,b.   China, Iran, North Korea, and Russia
are hoping Americans will choose 
a President who will stick his head
under the sand until everything
blows over!...

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Some people will believe what they want
That the Americans never landed on the moon

And the Royal Family murdered Princess Diana
There is no such thing as global warming

The earth is flat and doesn't spin around the sun
Or the earth is hollow and there are monsters inside

So even if the evidence is presented to them down pat
They won't believe it and continue to argue their point.

© Paul Warren Poetry...

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