Short Deplored Poems

There was once a man called Bert
Whose feelings of others he hurt
There were those who ignored
Others who on him deplored
That he curb his need to be curt...

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With many sources we would consult,
And what we did find to be final result,
Other had adored;
This one deplored;
Everything about Trump was an insult.

Jim Horn
Retired Veteran...

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My wife deplored her duty

But O' was she good-looking

She sold me on her beauty

But killed me with her cooking





~ 3rd Place ~  in the "A Funny Epitaph" Poetry Contest, Jesse Rowe, Judge & Sponsor....

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Health in life the important thing,
nail on the head, hits thought to bring,
greed for dollars the sadness sings,
the wheel of time deplored...Don

a wheel within a wheel i see,
 returm retrace eternity, 
the faces in the mist agree,
 that i should yet insist, logic doth encrypt,
 a life of adversity...

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He bade him well and caressed the sea
Their lips deplored and pined prithee
As hearts had quelled and tidings lorn
As romance sailed towards love's newborn

Once a dream had therein seen
Entreats that time which charm's convene
My soul entreats and whispers why
And the waters take my once forby

For towards night's nigh
Where
wind's winter gales
For which dance's die
As passing passion sails...

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Owl Protect This Wall

“Who? Who goes there?
Owl be the judge, beware
Of your presence I’m aware
Your entry Owl impair

My warning you’ve ignored
I’m an expert with a sword
Your defiance I’ve deplored
Now we fight over discord”

He attacks from his midflight
A ferocious Owl knight
Displaying his great might
He defends the castle site

The entry was denied
Owl puffs his chest with pride
Failed attack he tried
No mouse will get inside...

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Tattoo Charm Bracelet

My skin, a pure canvas before
No design beckoned me to explore
To be etched in the flesh, I deplored…

More mature, this great art challenged harm
Grand crucifix, my son’s heart, on my wrist, not arm
These jewels I’ll wear, linked in ink, each one a charm…


















Submitting into: Bite Size Poem No. 42 Poetry Contest
Sponsored By: Line Gauthier
Date Written: 04-13-22...

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KIWI NAPHAM

THE KIWI FARMER GAGGED A BIT ,
THE METHANE SHOWER  IGNITED IT,
THE CIGGY BUTT IT FLASHED FOR SURE,
ENGULFING HIM IN A TINY ROAR,
HOLY SUFFERING KIWI TWIT!

NAPHAM METHANE COWSHIT SWORE,
MELTED INHIBITION'S OTHER DOOR,
SPRUNG FROM HIS OVERALLS,  DEPLORED,
THE TASTE OF FRESH COW-DUNG,

FRAGRANT COW IN BULLING TUNE,
MOUnTED HIM THE SMOKING LOON,
FACE DOWN IN THE MUD RIGHT SOON,
HE SWORE BUT BIT HIS TONGUE.

Don Johnson
 kIWIS ARE NEW ZEALANDERS...

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This heavy guilt weighing on me,
Like too many leaves on a little tree
Covered in rain from a sky that poured
I hurt a person who I adored
If I could have just let things be,
Then maybe he could now run free
Instead he stands numb with a silent plea
My actions, once sweet, are now deplored
This heavy guilt
He and I, once we
Now like locks without a key
The distance so great we could never ford
But his name still on my heart is scored
I wonder if the world can see
This heavy guilt...

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