Short Democrats Poems
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Ivanka needed a Pardon
She plucked the Treasury garden
Her "Consultant" fees
Were merely a tease
Damn Democrats put a guard on!
Here comes 2023
Democrats and Republicans both agree
on the timing of this well-worn plea ~
"What's in it for me?"
Joe Biden is starting to whine
The Democrats won't toe the line
They can not agree
That we should all see
A politician has a spine
Leading Democrats met in Orem
To establish rules for a forum
They all want Trump's job
Of fleecing a mob
Totally lacking in decorum
What with COVID-19 and such
The Democrats are out of touch
Republicans yelp
They wanted to help
But you're simply not worth that much!
The Governor of Georgia wept
Why can't the media forget?
Those damn Democrats
Are spoiled-rotten brats
Who think people are born adept!
Political animal jailed
Naira, the world currency
Hospility tells our Nigerian story
Pseudo democrats in confusion
Our Nigerian's dreams
The Democrats want to impeach
But Mad Mitch says that's out of reach
He won't call a vote
Because the old goat
Was practising freedom of speech!
The Democrats in disarray
Say Old Joe will go away
And socialism is at stake,
But can Kamala bake the cake
To make the braying donkeys stay?
all whites
democrats
Irish or Scottish
Not ALL, philosophers think.
All Japanese, all Chinese, all Indians…
Generalizing any group is ridiculous!
Trump lost his power to veto
Which Democrats think is, "Neat-o!"
Trump's lawyers insist
A slap on the wrist
Won't daunt a common mosquito!
The Democrats tried to fool blokes
With a coronavirus hoax
Trump knew all along
That it would go wrong
That's why he's singing, "That's all, folks"!
DreamWorks Animation released
A film with a turkey-leg feast
And Donald Trump laughed,
"Democrats are daft
to believe that's how palms are greased!"
Democrats are becoming undone
We're watching them cry just for the fun
Their slush fund is dry
Oh me and oh my
Deep state clean up has only begun
Donald Trump said Pelosi is, "quaint"
And his genius makes Democrats faint
It was such a drag
To hear Donald brag
Melania screamed, "A saint you ain't!"
House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi
Her pleas please Democrats' hearts, pure poesy
Collusion, Obstruction -- Beseechment
Pig-headed President's Impeachment
Democrats Do Have a Need
Know Democrats do have a need,
Which surely is desire to succeed;
Example set;
Better get;
They then will end up taking lead.
Jim Horn
The Party played 'Pin the Tale on the Donkey'
That's how they came up with a senile honkey
Reprinted with permission from
'Ten Greatest Political Poems Ever'
Trump Morons Did Defeat
Every time when Trump tried to meet,
With moron supporters being discrete;
Caste in stone;
Leave alone;
All of us in fall Democrats will defeat.
Jim Horn
All Democrats Do Like;
Democrats always do like and enjoyed;
And with Republicans, we are annoyed;
Often scrounges;
Mostly lounges;
Which is really why them we will avoid.
Jim Horn
I watched a surprise win the other night
in states which had the brightest blue in sight,
so while the returns came in
Democrats were in chagrin...
their Hillary called to concede the fight.
Politics divide
Dishonest politicians
Are killing the world.
Copyright © December 2023, Hébert Logerie, all rights reserved.
Hébert Logerie is the author of several collections of poems.
Odds bodkins, said Elissa Slotkin
How will the Democrats ever win ~
Nominate A.O.C.
Put Bernie in her tea ~
Pray Trump-hatred will never wear thin
Where Democrats Have Laid
Every place where Democrats have laid,
Does seem like they are always afraid;
Problems galore;
More and more,
And into own past still will try to fade.
Jim Horn
Worrying and Waivering
Republicans are worrying and wavering;
At same time breathing hard and laboring;
Times do change;
Are often strange,
And each second Democrats are savoring.
Jim Horn