Short Democrats Poems

Just like a loser
Always whining about loss
Next time... democrats...

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the reading was clear
the healing needed to be
and the thought was just...

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Republicans - No heart
    Democrats - No soul

   The future of the USA ~
     down a rabbit hole...

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Georgia votes in Democrats
  O, the cruel irony of it all ~
    They strip Atlanta of All-Star Baseball...

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Trump Stark Raving Mad

Is stark raving mad;
Trump has been more than a tad;
Democrats are glad.

Jim Horn...

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Democrats and Moderate Republicans

The Democrats with,
Moderate Republicans.
Always make much sense.

Jim Horn...

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Ivanka needed a Pardon
She plucked the Treasury garden
Her "Consultant" fees
Were merely a tease
Damn Democrats put a guard on!...

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Here comes 2023
    Democrats and Republicans both agree
    on the timing of this well-worn plea ~
      "What's in it for me?"...

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Joe Biden is starting to whine
The Democrats won't toe the line
They can not agree
That we should all see
A politician has a spine...

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Leading Democrats met in Orem
To establish rules for a forum
They all want Trump's job
Of fleecing a mob
Totally lacking in decorum...

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What with COVID-19 and such
The Democrats are out of touch
Republicans yelp
They wanted to help
But you're simply not worth that much!...

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The Governor of Georgia wept
Why can't the media forget?
Those damn Democrats
Are spoiled-rotten brats
Who think people are born adept!...

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Political animal jailed 
Naira, the world currency
Hospility tells our Nigerian story
Pseudo democrats in confusion
Our Nigerian's dreams...

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The Democrats want to impeach
But Mad Mitch says that's out of reach
He won't call a vote
Because the old goat
Was practising freedom of speech!...

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all whites
democrats
Irish or Scottish
Not ALL, philosophers think.
All Japanese, all Chinese, all Indians…
Generalizing any group is ridiculous!...

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Trump lost his power to veto
Which Democrats think is, "Neat-o!"
Trump's lawyers insist
A slap on the wrist
Won't daunt a common mosquito!...

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The Democrats tried to fool blokes
With a coronavirus hoax
Trump knew all along
That it would go wrong
That's why he's singing, "That's all, folks"!...

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DreamWorks Animation released
A film with a turkey-leg feast 
And Donald Trump laughed,
"Democrats are daft
to believe that's how palms are greased!"...

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Donald Trump said Pelosi is, "quaint"
And his genius makes Democrats faint
It was such a drag
To hear Donald brag
Melania screamed, "A saint you ain't!"...

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House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi
Her pleas please Democrats' hearts, pure poesy
   Collusion, Obstruction -- Beseechment
   Pig-headed President's Impeachment...

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Democrats Do Have a Need

Know Democrats do have a need,
Which surely is desire to succeed;
Example set;
Better get;
They then will end up taking lead.

Jim Horn...

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The Party played 'Pin the Tale on the Donkey'
    That's how they came up with a senile honkey


         Reprinted with permission from 
        'Ten Greatest Political Poems Ever'...

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Trump Morons Did Defeat

Every time when Trump tried to meet,
With moron supporters being discrete;
Caste in stone;
Leave alone;
All of us in fall Democrats will defeat.

Jim Horn...

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All Democrats Do Like;

Democrats always do like and enjoyed;
And with Republicans, we are annoyed;
Often scrounges;
Mostly lounges;
Which is really why them we will avoid.

Jim Horn...

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I watched a surprise win the other night
in states which had the brightest blue in sight,
so while the returns came in
Democrats were in chagrin...
their Hillary called to concede the fight....

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