Short Dandy Poems
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He was a dandy, a coxcomb, a fop.
Fashionable without one inch of slop.
But when undressed
was not caressed
Genital area horrible mop
I am dandelion
in a world of weed killers
colour of sunshine
yet despised for being me
with one's seed so prolific
© Harry J Horsman 2020
Dandy Dandelion at the slightest wind
Takes flight and won't be back again
He releases his seed all over the place
Progenitor here and there for goodness sake
A dandy I’m not, although I’m named Beau
Waiting to date you, I’m end of the queue.
Believe me I ain’t
A devil or saint
But gladly I’ll be both versions for you.
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Mints,chews,pontefract cakes
Toffee whirls & chocolate flakes
french bonbons & jelly beans
Liquorice lace & peppermint creams
Confectionary to bring sweet dreams
And waistlines bursting at the seams.
Cotton candy.
In pink
and blue.
Raspberry.
It’s so sweet.
Flavorful.
What a treat.
Robert Pettit
For Nette's "Septolet the Puppet" contest
September 12, 2012
Fabric=cotton
Flavor=raspberry
There once was a pris'ner named Randy
who lived up to his name real Dandy.
The women he knew
could never be true
for they'd rather have candy than Randy.
For Deborah Guzzi's Limerick contest
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Is it because you are not more than a dung?
Born **** stars family..
Why do you keep your beard hair everywhere?
Hay! We all knew your lift and right wings,
But the damns like you
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He dresses with passion
This leader in fashion
And stands out from all of the rest
But twenty years on
When his waistline has gone
He’ll shudder at how he once dressed
14 February 2022
Sponsor: Line Gauthier
For Contest: Bite sized poem number 36
Once me and my chimp friend bald Jim
flew through a forest limb to limb
his opposable thumb
got caught in my ho-hum
thank God old Jim’s not real prim.
My name is Miss Fine and Dandy
Bald Jim often brings me candy
a banana toffee
always does it for me
and him, since he's oh so randy.
Everything she writes is fine and dandy.
For good comments, Mandy is always handy.
This lady’s words are as sweet as candy.
Take a look at what she has posted today.
There is a whole lot of good I have to say.
She can make January feel as nice as May.
For as long as she wants, Mandy can stay.
Carpenter Handy Dandy Livin With His Mommy
There's a man named Handy Dandy
Wore corduroy pajamies
His mom loved him sadly
For he was a 47 year old carpenter
He still lived with her
Still fixing every single floorboard
Handy Dandy is a good boy
A mother's joy
10/28/18
written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©2018
The sight is so cool, great baby spring with super moon
Yet, Dandy in his last fall see but windy cloudy
left to right, west toward colder dusty north
Dung has diarrhea of warding
Above the dark gray cloud,
foggy view of the full moon
In his frostbitten ugly eyes,
Cry O pathless dead end!
No more tails to hang up
;)
There was a great big storm named Sandy.
This behemoth was something less than dandy.
How she displayed violent irascibility!
Most of us never saw such a devastating entity.
With her wind and rain, much of New Jersey was laid waste.
Residents were forced to leave everything behind in haste.
In the aftermath of this destructive weather,
we are putting the pieces of our lives back together.
Jerry, a jim-dandy jezebel in a jerkwater town,
Jiggled her jangles, joking her jubilant ways up and down.
Juicily Junoesque and jocular, Jerry jawed with the best.
Such jiggery-pokery was soon put to this jerky town’s test.
Jailbirds jammed the sidewalks to see Jerry walk by.
Her jabberwocky jabbering gave them a reason to sigh.
A jaunty jokester with joyous absolute joviality,
Jerry was accepted as the jubilant jezebel of this locality.