Short Cruddy Poems

Hula Hoop and Chicken Coop

had a hula hoop
we were thrown for a big loop
cruddy chicken coup...

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Here is my inspiration.
                              There is the toilet.
Plop.
       Flush.
               Gurgle....

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Poor old Farmer McGillicuddy
He’s somewhat of a fuddy-duddy
   He plows with an ox
   All progress he blocks
No wonder his corn tastes so cruddy...

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There once was a man named Buddy 

Whose life was pretty darn cruddy 

He thought he was an elf 

Then found his new self 

And then his past was no longer muddy...

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Bible Study Buddy

When the Bible we  will start to study;
Always best when you have a buddy;
Help  then assist;
And we do insist;
Not being with one can be cruddy.

Jim Horn...

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Priest is fuddy duddy wearing clothes that are cruddy,
And we had decided to invite him to our Bible study;
Told us God,
Is not a fraud;
Now each week he has been our Bible study buddy.

Jim Horn


Am watching Nancy Pelosi interview 
on MSNBC right now....

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Trump A Beacon

What if Trump a beacon had been
And all we would do was sin and sin
Set an example that maybe shining
While many women he was maligning
Should see color of his cruddy skin.

Jim Horn

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I got dirt on my dirt 
this ain't funny
and it's all because of that stupid bunny
always hoppin on my dirt making it dirty
i tried to clean it with a rag
but then it got all muddy
and that just made my day more cruddy
so i decided to set up a trap 
and later that day i heard something snap
i went a got the bunny from the trap 
and know i'm having him for dinner 
so it was clear that i was the winner....

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An Old Fuddy Duddy

I may be an old fuddy duddy
Putrid poem not cute but cruddy
And told to have taken a hike
My each poem surely must like.

Down ever look sad and downcast
Read poems about future and past
I have written as well as designed
With you especially being in my mind.

What else would want my poem to say
Go ahead and have a nice day (HAND)
Or maybe it might be even better yet
On Poetry Soup glad we both have met.

James Horn, Retired Veteran and Poet...

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Always Will Wonder What If

I always had wondered what if,
When we were to take a whiff,
Of who;
Maybe you;
Can cruddy smell nock us over cliff.

Jim Horn

Have Been Told By Bernie

What we have been told by Burnie,
Best if Trump hire another attorney,
Gland sebaceous,
Being voracious,
Or get lost while on a long journey.

Jim Horn

Must be Buick looking for a lark;
Near street corner trying to park;
Around spin;
Dark again;
Saw Trump raving mad while stark.

Jim Horn...

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