Short Cooks Poems
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Melvin James Brooks
wasn’t one to cook the books
with movie making he was bold
and gave us comedies that broke the mold
I met a man whose name was Dan
He used a bird to cook on pan
Pan was cheap so bird got burnt
A lesson that he learned
Use a better bird, said the man
Short Order Cooks
miracle man
2/25/2025
God sees evil people dining on,
their vile imagination’s cooking.
Knowing all events to be bygone,
and thinking that God isn’t looking.
My kitchen will hold the key,
love like warm oven brie.
Too many cooks here so flee,
this is my holiday plea.
Only one needed cook bee,
with dinner and hot tea.
The broth must not taste like the sea,
but with a touch of glee.
I heard a saying long before
Too many cooks spoil the broth sure
I think it proves right
With one another they fight
The man dodges or they little to share.
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Ninth Placement
Contest: To die for Limericks
Too many voices cloud the clear design,
A single vision holds a better line.
When all attempt to steer the simple dish,
It fails to satisfy the hungry wish.
Adds a spice, a pinch, brings new ideas,
Until the true intention disappears.
The pot becomes a muddled, failed affair,
A consequence that no one wants to bear.
COOKS
She can produce something out of nothing.
She uses water hot or water cool,
She’s mixing, kneading, always stirring,
She seems to follow no known rule.
Not like me, I need thinking, planning,
Select ingredient, all instructions, special tool.
When it’s pressure cooking I need fanning:
I’m from the standard normal training school.
Daddy went out to do some fishing,
And he caught himself a pike.
He put it in a basket,
And brought it home upon his bike.
He threw it in a frying pan,
With a little pad of butter.
Dusted it with salt and pepper,
And we had it for our supper.
Daddy said he couldn't cook,
And yet the pike was rather tasty.
When dear mother cooks the fish,
It turns out rather pasty.
Some wanted a mock monarchy
most were in favour of democracy
those who liked lawless preferred anarchy
few voted authoritarian
all with shifting goals, tipsy objectives
too many hands holding too many spoons
clashing in a hot soup pot, like blot bots
veggies ended in rotting heaped up coup !
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FIRST PLACING : STANDARD CONTEST
Contest: Drop the Cliche
sponsor : Nette Onclaud
13.12.25
Could careless Carla cook a cake
her daughter Dora would adore
then feed to friends at Friday's feast,
which celebrates school's student-stars?
Her daughter Dora would adore
if cooking Carla could come through
and bake without the batter burned
then feed to friends at Friday's feast
a cake concocted carefully
to make more merry midday's meal,
which celebrates school's student-stars.
So care, took Carla, crafting cake ...
dessert her daughter Dora dropped!