Short Contraception Poems
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contraception dearth
overpopulated earth
kills infants at birth
By
David Kavanagh
Babies and black men lead the way,
Shiny pristine heads, forceful and adaptive,
Contraception-less advocates of themselves,
Potential met only after forgiving the ***** while cherishing the teat.
People explosion,
Over population,
Dark on the sun,
How big is too big?
Is it too many figs?
What's your solution
to people explosion?
They bring pollutions,
Over population,
Dark on the sun,
Maybe free contraception,
Some new invention?
Chemical free solutions
to people explosion,
Over population,
Dark on the sun.
Pendulous abdomen.
The term used for
those women who
bear multiple children.
Too many, too soon.
No time for tummy
to reconcile, recoil.
Back into shape.
And so it swings.
Often times limbs are
visable under skin.
Tight like a drum.
Irish Mum.
No contraception
allowed. Poor thing.
Must let it swing.
Pendulous abdomen.
A promiscuous lady named Jill
Thought it prudent to go on the pill
She saw her G.P
He said ‘oh dear me’ -
You should have used a condom with Will!
Jill politely asked him what he meant
Contraception was her real intent
The pill’s too late I fear
For you’re pregnant my dear -
It looks like it’s an unplanned event
21ST April 2016
My contribution to this Christmas
is taken from Joseph's point of view.
As he was not allowed
to father his young
betrothed Mary's son
he probably saw it for himself as
the 'Immaculate Contraception'.
If we can have, 'Good will toward men,'
women too
at Christmas,
why not the whole year through?
For then we may
live to love another day
and all the while the world will smile
as war shall cease
and come to pass...
'On earth peace.'
excited and in a daze, just in case
I have to make sure I don't misplace
my aspirin for tonight
I'll be with my knight
in shining armor in his embrace
suspend an aspirin between the knees and use that as contraception!" It was a "joke" in the 1960s.
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