Short Cleverest Poems

There once was a pig from New York 
Who wasn’t the cleverest of pork 
Worked at a butchers shop 
Until he got the chop
Now Will someone please pass me a fork!...

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Find here a tribute to one of the cleverest gals
To ever grace a show biz locale

   She mused that parties 'stand' for a platform
   For which voters 'fall' by the swarm...

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the worlds cleverest man once said ~ nothing you fool! he wanted a life 

the dumbest man tried to copy him ~ but he hooked a fishmongers wife 

this story has no moral ~ sometimes silence nets bliss other times strife 

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The footballer played for Brazil
Black Diamond is how he's known still
His cleverest trick
Was the "bicycle" kick
That let him score goals nearly at will

August 5, 2016
For Black Diamond poetry contest...

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Here lies that cleverest of politicians, Dick Nixon
   Who was crafty and devious and full of tricks an'

About whom it was said: Vote for Nixon in '72
   Why switch Dicks in the middle of a screw?

          
          September 16, 2018
   Entry in "A Funny Epitaph" Contest
          Sponsor:  Jesse Rowe...

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Road Runner escaped the cleverest traps
Because he had no known handicaps
Outwitted, outsmarted at every turn,
His nemesis would sigh, doing a slow burn.

Wile E. Coyote was determined to destroy
Road Runner by using every available ploy,
But the tricky bird was ever so clever
Always escaping by pulling the lever.

written August 28, 2021...

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