Short Church Service Poems

Worship in God's house.
Pray and listen to sermon.
Sing and praise our God....

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How will killing ever end?
here is what God did intend;
His Son to us should send;
Much time with them spend.

With them both we will blend;
Church service again attend;
Saw coming around the bend;
My hand to them shall extend....

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By God Finally Found

This poem came to me in the 
middle of today's church service.

By God we finally have been found;
Loved hearing words and each sound;
Remembers me,
And am set free;
He has existed here and all around.

Jim Horn...

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Were the Men of Galilee

we started to see
were the men of Galilee
looking towards heaven

they did pray in room
while flowers started to bloom
removing all gloom

Acts: 1: 6-14.

Jim Horn

Part of our Zoom Virtual 
Church service last night....

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there has been a threat
amount you will beat and net
or loose with regret

were impervious
going to my church service
which made me nervous

am a forewarned
internet has dark corner
being forlorner 

were impervious
going to a church service
which made me nervous...

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Gads. Our gutter in front was overflowing again.
We have really been getting a lot of rain lately.
Have been saving flower seed and other odds
and ends for you. Think my grass will need
one last cutting for the year. Watched our
virtual church service on line. Jill is
whipping up some great soup....

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Upon the freshly fallen snow
Outside a church a horse and buggy
Waits for the owner to arrive
They are going for a ride
To a farm that has a sleigh ride

In the farmer's field close by
Enjoying the sleigh ride
Hot chocolate is served
After the sleigh ride
The children will have coca

With a tasty snack to enjoy...

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I put big balls of cheese in trays before Christmas Eve,
Great for my baked macaronis and ham - I believe;
Coming back home from church service and adoration,
They're all taken by critters for their Cheesemice Season.

Jan. 1,2022  2.02pm



6th Place 
(one of the last rankers)
Contest: Funny Christmas Themed 4 Liner
Sponsor: Tanina Kitchin...

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rudolph and dasher
worshipping baby jesus
on christmas eve night 

winter wonderland 
santa bows his head also 
hoping for safe flight

the worlds families
thankful for fancy dinner
also church service

a godly landscape 
the snow sparkles with diamonds 
merry christmas eve

rare star in the east 
peace on earth goodwill toward men 
celebrate jesus...

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Could Be New Found Capacity

Is true stick with it using my tenacity;
Encourages and increases my capacity;
Stayed in shower,
Oven an hour;
That also did expand all of my elasticity.

Jim Horn

Got to clean up for St. James Episcopal
Church Service. Priest always starts off 
with a Joke like Bush does to break the
ice. Suppose I took a sign with me that
had a bunch of ice cycles on it....

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Trump A Big Boss

Wrote these limericks while at my
wife Jill's choir practice before the
church service at Saint James
Episcopal in Shallotte, NC
Ridiculous about Trump place
in Carolina being burned.

Trump thinks that he is a big boss
Hands are too small to fit a cross
He is to us has become huge bother
Hard to believe made by Our Father
Definitely surely is an albatross.

Jim Horn...

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