Short Carbohydrates Poems

Short Carbohydrates Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Carbohydrates by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Carbohydrates by length and keyword.

Mounds of mouth-watering double mashed potatoes
Decreases my desire for a carrot or tomatoes
You can take the celery and beets back to the kitchen
Carbohydrates and starches are for what I’m itch’n

© Caren Krutsinger  

she cannot get into clothes anymore
prefers a blue mumu or sweat pants
red meat eater from Iowa
well-fed with carbohydrates
rotund and Rubenesque
waddles into rooms
squat and stocky
overweight
chunky
bulk

© Caren Krutsinger  

Carbohydrates, caffeine and chocolate

Crave, create and crash
The season of darkness upon us
Time for a hundred yard dash

To the food mart
Fill up the cart
With stimulants and cheer

Same old story, 
same solution
Just a different year

© Lim'Rik Flats  

FEEDING THE DUCKS


children love to feed 
ducklings in the park
the most rowdy child
will sit quietly
watching the ducklings

do not feed bread
carbohydrates
junk food, … causing
malnutrition

feed birdseed
frozen peas
oats, grains,… for

healthy
happy

ducks

© Seren Roberts  

Rich in carbohydrates;
Raised as the main grain in
Regions like Asia where
Rainfall is plentiful;
Really nice pudding
Requires milk and sugar.
Raisins make it perfect!

April 16, 2012
for Kim Merryman's Pleiades R Poetry Contest
Syllables checked by Howmanysyllables.com

© Andrea Dietrich  

God made man perfect
And planted
Two bean-like objects
Inside his abdomen
And warned mankind
Not to eat the forbidden fruits
But mankind failed to listen
And took 
 too much Salt
And took 
Too much Soda
And took 
Too much proteins
And took 
Too much carbohydrates
And took 
Too much fatty foods
And took
Far too much spirits
That landed mankind 
With Renal failures

© Ohwojevwe Ese Ganiyu  

Lots of people watch their carbs.
I guess I watch them, too,
As they proceed from plate to fork
And in my mouth to chew.

I don't care much for protein
And most healthy foods I'll skip
Except for certain veggies
Seared in oil or used to dip.

But give me bread or pasta,
Pizza, muffins, beer and fries
And I'll indulge and luckily,
I won't go up a size.

So here's to carbohydrates!
If the cavemen had their choice,
They'd be following my diet
And would certainly rejoice!

© Ilene Bauer