Short Caitlin Poems

   Caitlin Who?
   Girl's yet to hear a boo.

      Let her play pro ball for a few years ~
      GOAT wannabes cry rivers of tears


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    Caitlin Clark just set the NCAA woman's 
    basketball record for most points scored.

    GOAT = Greatest of All Time
    NCAA = National Collegiate Athletic Association...

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   Shot after shot after shot
     Caitlin’s red-hot

   Swish, swish, swish; the net barely moves
     Caitlin feels it; she’s in the groove

   Game after game, win after win
     The adulation never wears thin

   Comes the game for the number one rank
     Caitlin’s shots go clank, clank, clank

   Her touch, gone; her face, drawn
     Millions of shots for tears spawned
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A rampant old bird called Caitlin
Prepared for a long night of sin
Bill made it his mission
And got in position
But sobbed when she asked ‘is it in’


Bill said you’ve no right to be fussy
You’ve got such a cavernous pussy
Let’s admit we are old
But we try to be bold
You were once a right little hussy! 

Thanks to Chris Green for inspiration for the second stanza!

04~24~17...

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