Short Caitlin Poems

   ‘More drama swirls around Caitlin Clark’
      ‘Angel Reese’s pregame outfit kills the internet’
         'Aliyah Boston’s three-word response to Breanna Stewart’

    Another day of headlines for ~ ‘Women’s Professional Basketball’
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   ‘Star’ Caitlin Clark
   Media-created Monster
      Pity her, almost

   She’s white, so she’s ‘right’
   'Next coming' of Larry Bird
      What a ruse! - Pure hype

   Reality-humbled
   Fresh-faced Caitlin’s no match
      for tough pro players

   Scored nine points tonight...
   Her team lost by thirty-six
     ~ Star-shine was nixed
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   Caitlin Who?
   Girl's yet to hear a boo.

      Let her play pro ball for a few years ~
      GOAT wannabes cry rivers of tears


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    Caitlin Clark just set the NCAA woman's 
    basketball record for most points scored.

    GOAT = Greatest of All Time
    NCAA = National Collegiate Athletic Association...

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   Shot after shot after shot
     Caitlin’s red-hot

   Swish, swish, swish; the net barely moves
     Caitlin feels it; she’s in the groove

   Game after game, win after win
     The adulation never wears thin

   Comes the game for the number one rank
     Caitlin’s shots go clank, clank, clank

   Her touch, gone; her face, drawn
     Millions of shots for tears spawned
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   Caitlin Clark this, Caitlin Clark that
     your name is magic, you're the Cat in the Hat

   You’ve got folks so mesmerized
     they don’t see you’re undersized

   In a tizzy, fans shell out their dough
     Don’t they know you’re skinny and slow 

   Over you the media's ablaze
     all they print's effusive praise

   Yet not a word about this corker
     ~ your new pro team is mediocre
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A rampant old bird called Caitlin
Prepared for a long night of sin
Bill made it his mission
And got in position
But sobbed when she asked ‘is it in’


Bill said you’ve no right to be fussy
You’ve got such a cavernous pussy
Let’s admit we are old
But we try to be bold
You were once a right little hussy! 

Thanks to Chris Green for inspiration for the second stanza!

04~24~17...

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   When you hitch your wagon to a new star
      you best make sure she’s up to par
   For if she fails, your wagon’s unhitched

   WNBA's 'bright college star' ~
      already heading straight for the ditch



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   In case you're not sure, the 'star' I refer 
   to is none other than the vastly overrated
   Caitlin Clark -- a college star, who (I pre-
   dict) will flame out in the WNBA. 
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