Short By Hook Or By Crook Poems

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Premium Member Penelope Pussycat

Lovely Penelope Pussycat
hung around at the local laundromat
till Pepé Le Pew got a good look
and decided to snatch her by hook or by crook



AP: Honorable Mention 2026
Form: Clerihew


Premium Member Quite a Schnook

In spite of my charm and extremely good looks There's times when I can be quite a schnook When the girlies turn me down Ends up more than a frown But still, tend to get my way by hook or by crook
Form: Limerick

Grub's Up

Speaking of Christmas dinner and not to be overlooked some say it's a winner when your goose is cooked but now let's talk turkey and by hook or by crook let me set things straight it's gobble-gobbledegook
Form: Rhyme

A Poem For Jan




There was a hot poet called Jan
Who one day developed a plan
By hook or by crook
She’d write a kid’s book
And a lizard love story began

A lizard meets a pretty girl
Their tongues in unison unfurl
On a mossy rock
Their lives interlock
Together in love they now curl





for my so talented friend
Form: Limerick

Traffic Jam

Traffic jam in the ways of life
crowded noisy groan hazardous
Oh ! mind breathing suffers from suffocation

Busy all are hurry no time
reach the destination by hook or by crook
to get the works done run and run
 
To avail few minutes for few days
to keep happy all the ways
try again and again fun and fun

What is got that's the gain
from giving and taking game
if not not mine no worry and no pain.
Form: Lyric


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