Short Brag Poems

when we brag and boast
be about beautiful coast
which we love the most...

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Barbershop sports brag
Our basic boast is boxing
Mothers just sit there...

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like
passing
kidney stones
I have saved mine
so I can brag on the little bastards…...

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A queen
Or not a queen;
The glamour of peahen
Which other bird of the forest
Can brag?...

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an overflowing life
with a lot to brag about
to be poor
have nothing to boast
more happier....

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A braggart for sure
The top best at everything
Amazing stories
A hit at a few parties
Until we could not stand him....

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Been A While Since Writing Anything

love these three the most
Father Son and Holy Ghost
never brag or boast

Jim Horn...

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Linky is really cool
He teaches at a school

Linky has swag
but he does not brag

Linky is the best
So we do well on the test...

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Ladies, take my advice, ignore 
men who brag they have hot pants.
Keep your distance, however,
its likely just foul flatulence.

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Vegans deliver "praise-me" talks
And brag about their healthy walks
They all spout facts
But watch their backs
Because they know celery stalks!...

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when we could collapse
what we had was a relapse
filled would be the gaps

things had been a drag
did have to apply a tag
we would brag and brag...

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Donald Trump decided to score
With a Porn Star he thought was an whore
He got less than Bill
But it was a thrill
Just to pay her an hundred grand more!...

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Donald Trump said Pelosi is, "quaint"
And his genius makes Democrats faint
It was such a drag
To hear Donald brag
Melania screamed, "A saint you ain't!"...

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But we never brag about Norman Fell
A native son of Philly we must tell
A comic like Larry Fine
Heroes now on the line
Six degrees of Kevin Bacon in Hell...

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there was an older lass named Cass
who liked to brag about her rowdy past
she said with a sigh
why should I lie
those good times didn’t last
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My sign is Cancer, born in July
Than to be mean, I'd rather die.
Loving and caring,
Friendly and sharing,
I can't brag any more, I'm too shy.



For Zodiac contest...

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Giants and grandeur, the paltry cannot bear
In their defamation, they will write and repair
Atop the high horse, they brag and blare
But end up lackeys stripped of flair!...

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The gourd guardian loved his post.
Out of all the jobs, it suited him the most.
He did not like to brag or even a tiny bit boast,
But he was the best guardian at this post....

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Chance Rooster had greatest cockscomb around.
The deepest, coppery color, shiny and sound.
He strutted his stuff.
Put on lots of guff.
Turning off most hens for miles around....

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Who Needs God the Most

Out of us who needs God the most?
Also Son and Holy Ghost
And for me to be fair
All of them I should share
About Them like to brag and boast.

Jim Horn...

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My body's amazing, hate to brag
With a body like this, should see me in drag
Stunning and alluring
Comforting and assuring
My body is stunning, can't control my swag...

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On his way to a second term
He's like a sad old pachyderm
Trump hit a big snag
Continues to brag
He’s making the G.O.P. squirm. 

Written November 11, 2022...

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What We Like Most About the Coast

Sunsets can be splendid on the coast;
Colorful and we always like the most;
When had,
Were glad;
About them all we will brag and boast.

Jim Horn...

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I always write in perfect rhyme.
To me, near rhyme's not worth a dime.
Its use is a poetic crime.
If you want poetry sublime,
I offer mine, succinct and prime.

For Juli-Michelle's contest...

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Sour Grape and Sad Shape

As usual are using things as an escape;
Could call this a Republican sour grape;
Coast to coast,
Brag and boast;
Sure seems to be in such a sad shape.

Jim Horn...

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