Short Borscht Poems

dead borscht-belt
  comedian...lost
     appetite...

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Putin has his butt in a sling
His Korean Smartphone won't ring
Bombs bursting in air
Is Kim Jong-un's fare
Borscht and Kimchee gassed Xi Jinping?...

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    I traveled to Russia, bought me a horse
    When we got home, I had buyer’s remorse
       What would I feed it
       What does a horse eat
    Horse ordered vodka with beet borscht, of course
...

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A bowl of borscht, split pea, or vasale' sublime
Add a cup of apt metaphor and a pinch of fine rhyme
Stir in a dash of passion and a pinch of zeal for flavor
Poetry Soup Voila' a scrumptious dish you shall savor!...

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Brunhilda married a fellow named Horst
For their first meal, she treats Horst to some borscht
  She serves him with sweetest smile
  But Horst cries, "This stuff is vile!"
Then keels over ~ should have filed for divorce...

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Putin beat his old wolfhound so bad
Just for looking tired or scared or sad!
So the pooch smashed his best vodkas,
ate his borscht, blinzas and latkas
Then howled: Cri-me-a-River Vlad!

Nostrovia!
translation: Let's get drunk!...

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*Z - Zelensky
*P - Putin


Z - "I've signed mines."
P - "Mines as well."
Z - "Then shall we."

P - "To our dinners."
Z - "Hope it's not Borscht."
P - "Could be, Dim Sum."
Z - "Mayhaps, Sushi"

P - "How was your dinner?"
Z - "The hot water need ..."
P - "... More salt, I agree."
Z - "Oh, you've washed your hands."
P - "Of the whole matter."...

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A Vishyssoise of poets
Chicken soup for the soul
A site for we, who use it
Our talents to extol

A borscht of bards and artists
A consomme of flair!
Sonneteers and writers
Who with our pen do dare!

Poetry Soup I love you!
Anonymous yet warm
A broth of faceless friends
A shelter from the storm

A hearty bowl of stock
With feedback, thanks and praise
A wonton soup of cyber chums
With talent to amaze!...

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