Short Boozing Poems

A poet in search of his muse
Tried to find her by choosing to booze;
Far from what he desired
The poor fellow expired--
So be careful which boozing you choose!

(August 20, 2018)...

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The Great Benefactor

Monsieur Louis Pasteur 
For depression found a cure.
He improved fermentation
Increasing boozing-activation.

© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
January 22, 2010

Poetic form:...

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Essential for a happy life is love and hanky panky
Nothing comes close, well maybe boozing quite frankly
I may seem obsessed
As you've probably guessed
Love those cute fillies dressed quite scantily...

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Essential for a happy life is love and hanky panky
Nothing else comes close, well maybe boozing quite frankly
I may seem obsessed
As you might have guessed
Love those cute fillies dressed oh so scantily...

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Essential for a happy life is love and hanky panky
Nothing else comes close, well maybe boozing quite frankly
I may seem obsessed
As you might have guessed
Love those cute fillies dressed oh so quite scantily...

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Essential for a happy life is love and hanky panky
Nothing else comes close, well maybe boozing quite frankly
I may seem obsessed
As you've probably guessed
Love those cute fillies dressed oh so quite scantily...

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Foggy monday
Mourning sunday
Saturday blackout
Death by boozing Friday bruiser
Thursdays web of mid-week loser
Wednesday filled with pills and shots
Drink it up with Tuesdays lot
Foggy Monday finds its calling
In a sweaty sot on the ground, crawling...

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Essential for a happy life, is love, money, and hanky panky
Nothing even comes close, hmmm perhaps a l'il boozing quite frankly
I may seem obsessed
As you've probably guessed
As well as some cute young fillies dressed quite scantily


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Jesus is the reason for the season 

So with you my brothers I'm pleading

Do not get your nose bleeding

All because of boozing

Let jesus do the leading

Remember life is a dream you're living

Push hard keep dreaming
         
But beware because some friends play the
 role of misleading

                   .....STRANJA.......

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Sitting on your front porch steps,
Watching leaves fall down every second.
Thinking about your little bet,
About how you said you'd win.

Every time you said you'd win,
You would beg your mom for help.
She'd give you a snack from the bin,
You'd say you'd win again.

Falling on your knee's, loosing.
Crying at that very thought.
Wishing you would quit boozing,
The night has just begun....

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He watched her leave that autumn day
  Yet he seemed to not know why
 His boozing should have given it away
 All he heard next were echoes of her goodbye

 Years later he thought of that moment
 Now he wished she had not left
 A moment that replayed to his discontent
 He felt loss, emotionally bereft

 He became a prisoner of lost love
 Trapped behind the hands of time
 A moment he often thought of
 Still hearing the echoes of her goodbye chime

 9-1-2021...

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what did i go here for
was it the mountain of mashed potatoes
marching me
toward the Simon light
if my memory…

red...beep…
     blue...beep
green...beep
     blue...beep
yellow...beep..red

helicopters overhead
a bright light
the calvary came

the desert storm
haboob of aliens
through the gate

they be strange creatures
with cutouts and lanterns
boozing and screaming

they be us kooks
and those be their warning shots
area 51 adieu

7/30/2019
Light Verse...

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Loss, like love, is a state of being
It can’t be explained , it has no meaning
It will fill your world, excluding the rest
It will last for ever, it can’t be suppressed. 

But if you have loss you’ve also had love
That is the miracle sent from above
For life, without either, is shallow indeed
Their lack creates a soul in need.

So carry on living, loving and losing
Carry on working, laughing and boozing
Life’s too short to mourn and despair
While love and loss are everywhere....

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Loss, like love, is a state of being
It can’t be explained , it has no meaning
It will fill your world, excluding the rest
It will last for ever, it can’t be suppressed. 

But if you have loss you’ve also had love
That is the miracle sent from above
For life, without either, is shallow indeed
Their lack creates a soul in need.

So carry on living, loving and losing
Carry on working, laughing and boozing
Life’s too short to mourn and despair
While love and loss are everywhere....

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Jumbled jewels all glisten
Ready for a stint imprisoned
Stuck in setting glory losing
Witness to debauchery and boozing

Bound in filth a nugget found
Pasture yields a bounty fast
Cut and polished set for sale
No justice, lost from purity

The innocence of one destroyed
Full dishonor breeds contempt
All for glaring wicked posture
Marked for life, no one exempt

Folly fires to polarize
Collared painful revelry
No return to sanitize
Bedecked the dead in jewelry...

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