Short Bestie Poems

Tv puts me to sleep
Tv wakes me up
Tv is my friend
Maybe my bestie...

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My Life
It’s such a mess
Am mentally all over the place.
Bestie says, “Just get it together “ !
Risk It 
...

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It is up to me to comfort her
to say the right things
I keep silent, waiting for best friend cues
knowing quietude is what she needs
knowing my bestie...

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my best friend is a fish
he is yellow, orange and pink.
He comes up with a swish.
understanding what I think.

We do not speak the same
And I am a different species
But in this ocean we have fame
Me and my bestie, Mr. Swishees....

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After we each consumed a weed lolly
My best bestie gave grandad some molly,
He threw her leg over
They rolled in the clover,
Now my auntie’s my bestie’s f*** folly.

Written May 19, 2023 for the "Funny, Bawdy or Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest"...

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Hear grandma’s tea-kettle whistle,
quaint-blessings…out-moded thistles.

Soak mighty generation soil,
leaves steeping…ancient toil.

Stir mind over matters Gen-Z,
while you and bestie, spill the tea.


*spill the tea - gossip
**bestie - best friend...

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Bibble, the Blue Footed Booby believes bubbles are beautiful.
Babs B. Brown, his brother’s best bestie bashes his belief to bits.
Bibble blusters and babbles, breezily blowing bright blue bubbles.
Bibble’s Booby brother, Billy barely arrives before a battle begins....

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I had a best friend whose name was Bart
    All the girls thought he was cute and smart
                 Many wanted to date him 
                 He often went to the gym
              He’s single because of Mr. Fart








   







2/07/20
Alexis Y....

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power of the cell
shower power
lunch hour
last minute invite to eat

friendship leaps and bounds
no reason why not
every reason to say yes
to my bestie

it is not hasty
late breakfast, early lunch
food and conversation tasty

day wasted?
hardly!
...

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Bottle shared
with my mom’s bestie;
and it was good
to share old times;
now even this
is past times…

The good times roll
away, like
an empty bottle…

We’d laugh,
discuss,

until I had to go
and Judy left

with an “I love you.”
The best thing said

between two.
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My bestie friend is always in my heart
Knew we would from the start
We clicked and nicked.
Sucked and swallowed
Crazy days and nights that followed
Nina and Ma’s and pinching cars
and having carverys down the starr
People say we both berserk that
 Lisa-Jane Costigann and Rachel Ruthless Turk...

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Love, kisses, hearts
our love starts
with arts

I know you'll never
leave me however
I'll love you forever

It's different this time
we go together rhyme and rhyme
it was worth the climb

We're going steady
I know we're ready
my bestie

so if you'll have me
for who I am unlike he
I'll be free...

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Goodbye to my bestie,
My lover, Husband,
To someone I never wanted,
But without, I can't stand.

Farewell to my happy,
The kind without reason,
To my truly better half.
Hello to lonely season.

I wish it not to last long,
But the blink of an eye,
Before we say hello again,
And give us one last try....

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                         I recall
                  my bedroom door

                            no
                      never mind

                      I recall her
                        top mine

                 thennn i recall my 
                    bedroom door

                          SLAM
...

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Mythical Myra lived in my mind
She was my bestie – lovely and kind
A terrific listener when I had to unwind
Giving me honest suggestions, not easy to find

A wonderful secret, enjoyable to keep
She usually conversed during deep sleep
In my dream, drove a classy Barbie-like jeep
The kind never found in a junkyard heap...

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Mythical Myra lived in my mind
She was my bestie – lovely and kind
A terrific listener when I had to unwind
Giving me honest suggestions, not easy to find

A wonderful secret, enjoyable to keep
She usually conversed during deep sleep
In my dream, drove a classy Barbie-like jeep
The kind never found in a junkyard heap...

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he wore a green hat with a red flower
he was my bestie, and I adored him
the first person I saw in the morning
my bestie, Wiggly Worm

there were three creatures hanging off him
two bugs and a butterfly
they all three had enormous smiles
they made my day in their vibrant colors
I loved them so when I was two years young...

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puffy sticky lovely lusciousness
smoothness personified 
light in my hands 
gooey in my mouth

melting fast into fudge
or rice krispie bars
love eating you in S’mores
and toasting you over a fire

puffy sticky lovely lusciousness
you are my bestie today
I tear your bag open 
ready to stick you on a graham cracker
 in the microwave…....

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I am Lucinda, a young hip witch,
Some may call me a bi%#h!
I love to sing songs out of pitch,
I threw my boyfriend in a ditch.
And I have a super sexy twitch,
When I'm around cats I itch.
My bestie is named Mitch,
A warlock who loves to stitch.
My greedy parents are filthy rich,
They stole it, I should snitch;
But I’d have to vacate Greenwich!...

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My bestie is missed a lot
But he's always in my heart
Never forgetting memories
And everything he means to me
I'm sending happy birthday wishes
Loaded with lots of hugs and kisses
Up to heaven straight to you
Happy birthday sweet kind pooh
I hope your special day is grand
With a big heavenly band
Serenading you with love
In your new home up above...

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My other boyfriend will be around
Anytime you're not near found.
Love and sweet affection he shares
Everyday I need a listening ear...

Because my needs are not your money,
Estates, riches and property.
Sometimes I need you here to call you 'honey',
Touch you gentle as you touch me.
I need you closely in my arms and sight:
Everyday and every night....

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I have a bestie
Which makes me happy
We talk every day
And always have lots to say
She lives far away
But she's in my heart anyway
We write to
Which is fun to do
She makes me smile and laugh
And is always a blast
I love you bestie
Even when you are sassy
You mean the world to me
Thank you for being there for me and making me happy
Always and forever you're the bestie to me...

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There aren't many people who understand me.
When  you helped me realize that I have a alife worth living for,
When we fight over the dumbest of things,
When you make up random words to describe things,
I'll miss all that if anything ever happens.

Because no matter what,
You'll always be my bestie. 



~He's an icepoop frozen in the urine of a thousand dead cows~
For Kiki :D...

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I have a Bestie like no other.
He came along after loosing my Mother.
Heartbroken and lost,
he was there at no cost.
With an ear to listen,
bent out of shape and in no condition.
This is when,
he became my best friend.
Always there,
and shows he cares.
I never had a friend like him,
who drops everything on a whim.
I got his back and he has mine.
That's my Bestie,
A very rare find!...

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We went through 
The strength of things
The worst of things
Best friends 
A team
You had my back 
I had yours
Secrets and stories
So much fun
Back in the day
Bikes and "the black"
Manhunt and boys
And now
Years later
Children and families
Gains and loses
We live far apart
But we're still the same
You are still my bestie
My sister, my cousin, my friend
My ride or die to the end...

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