Short Baby Daddy Poems

My daughter asked me
    What should I name baby, Daddy

  To answer is tempting ~
    but as a parent, I daren't...

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mabe its your child
by loks and smile
stop and think a while
looks can fool you too
its could be  you see  
MOM BAby
and daddy MABE...

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Somewhere in the Andes,
llama mama drama
plays out when he discovers
he’s not the baby daddy,
“I guess alpaca now!”
...

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A spider traipsed onto my knee
While I was reading in the bath
Though most might jump and scream and flee,
I just gave a little laugh

A baby Daddy Long-Legs!
(Though really, 'twas just a son)
I shooed him back onto his web,
And continued reading on...

*title is a spin on "Strange Bedfellows" ;)

*Lessons in life are funny contest entry
~JustThatArchaicPoet...

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I saw your grandmother
in an old black and white photo
it was in a silver frame,
she was buck naked in a Buick,
I thought: 'Hey you.’

I saw you on a 
`who's your baby-daddy' show
you were in the audience;
you had a pic of the killer
Ernesto (Che) Guevara
on your T,
he looked like me
and I said, ‘Hey you.’

Behind old photographs
all our secret lives
remain radioactive.

At the funeral home
I watch you enter the flames,
saw silver frames melting
and I thought: ‘Hey you.’...

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